Eegah Movie Review

Starring: Arch Hall, Jr., Marilyn Manning, Richard Kiel

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" Roxy is a teenage ditz (who doesn't look a day over twenty-eight) who comes across a giant caveman driving home one night. She tells her story to her equally dense boyfriend Tom and her father, who, while at first suspicious of Roxy's story, decide to investigate out in the desert. Here they come across the caveman Eegah. He captures the father and hauls him off to his cave. He later grabs Roxy and brings her to the cave as well. He gets the hots for her, and follows them into town after Tom rescues them. "
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Plot

Composition of Movie
Actual chase scenes or violence - 30%
Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 60%
Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 10%

**Fantasy or Science Fiction?** - fantasy story on present day Earth
Horror film? Yes
Kind of Horror Story - the monster chased me!

Main Character
Identity: - Male
Profession/status: - musician
Age: - a teen
Hair color? - blonde
Hair type - (man) longhair/girliemon
Body type - average (man)
Unclothed? - Chest
Events of movie makes character more... - tougher
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)
How sensitive is this character? - middling sensitive to others' feelings
Sense of humor? - Mostly serious with occasional humor
Intelligence - Dumb
Physique - average physique

Secondary Main Character
Identity: - Female
Hair color - brunette (Black)
Hair style - (woman) medium/shoulderlgn wavy
Body type - ample chest & buttocks (female)
How much in movie? - 90%-100%
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)

Main Adversary
Identity: - An "It".
Age: - 20's-30's
Profession/status: - unemployed
Eccentric: Yes - wild
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in: - 80%
Hair color - brunette (Brown)
Hair style - (man) long, like a girl
Body type - muscular (man)
unclothed? - chest
Ethnicity - White
Sense of humor? - Mostly serious with occasional humor
Intelligence - Retarded
Physical condition - very athletic
How sensitive is this character? - middling sensitive to others' feelings

Setting
Earth setting: - 20th Century (1950-1970)
Takes place on Earth? Yes
Desert? Yes
Misc settings - bar/restaurant

Style
Tone of movie - funny
Comedy or somewhat funny movie? Yes
Any profanity? - None
If Soundtrack VERY NOTICEABLE... - Classic/oldies rock

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