Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things Movie Review

Starring: Alan Ormsby, Jane Daly, Valerie Mamches, Seth Sklarey

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Review Summaries

"Alan (Alan Ormsby) leads a troupe of thespians to a desolate burial island complete with its own morbid history. The eccentric director of the company has them dig up a corpse (Orville played by Seth Sklarey) to raise the dead. It was just a twisted joke on Alan's part and the rest of the night was supposed to be spent partying. But the joke was on him as the ritual does indeed raise the dead and they struggle to survive the onslaught of ravenous zombies."
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Composition of Movie
Actual chase scenes or violence - 30%
Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 40%
Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 30%

**Fantasy or Science Fiction?** - fantasy story on present day Earth
Horror film? Yes
Kind of Horror Story - the zombie chased me!

Main Character
Identity: - Male
Profession/status: - actor
Age: - 20's-30's
Eccentric: Yes - eccentric
Hair color? - red
Body type - average (man)
How sensitive is this character? - middling sensitive to others' feelings
Intelligence - Smarter than most other characters

Main Adversary
Identity: - an entire race
Has special powers? Yes
Magical/mental powers of main antagonist: - super strength
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in: - 20%
Hair color - white/grey

Setting
Forests? Yes
Small Island? Yes

Style
Accounts of torture and death? - explicit references to deaths
Tone of movie - fearful
Any profanity? - Occasional swearing

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