The Adventures of Pinocchio Movie Review

Starring: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Martin Landau

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Review Summaries
"Gepetto is a lonely wood carver. One day, he creates Pinocchio, who then comes to life. Now, he must go through many tasks to become a real boy. " Estefan Ellison, Resident Scholar

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Composition of Movie
Actual chase scenes or violence - 20%
Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 50%
Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 30%

**Fantasy or Science Fiction?** - fantasy story on another world/distant past
Character operated on/altered? Yes
Kind of alteration: - object/animal made human

Main Character
Identity: - An "It".
Profession/status: - unemployed
Age: - a kid
Eccentric: Yes - wild
Hair color? - brunette (Brown)
Body type - very skinny (man)
Events of movie makes character more... - caring
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)
How sensitive is this character? - soggy whimpering jelly muffin
Sense of humor? - Strong but gentle sense of humor
Intelligence - Average intelligence
Physique - healthy but a geeky weakling

Secondary Main Character
Identity: - Male
Hair color - white/grey
Hair style - (man) short/standard wavy
Body type - average build (man)
How much in movie? - 60%
Ethnicity/Nationality - Italian

Main Adversary
Identity: - Male
Age: - 40's-50's
Profession/status: - mage/magician
Has special powers? Yes
Magical/mental powers of main antagonist: - can change shapes - can cast all sorts of spells
Eccentric: Yes - wild - obsessed - deluded
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in: - 40%
Hair color - brunette (Black)
Hair style - (man) short/standard wavy
Body type - average (man)
Ethnicity - British
Sense of humor? - Cynical sense of humor
Intelligence - Average Intelligence
Physical condition - very athletic
How sensitive is this character? - mean, arrogant

Setting
Earth setting: - 18th century
Takes place on Earth? Yes
Big cities? Yes
Misc settings - prison - fort/castle - bar/restaurant
Kind of city - Dirty, crime-ridden (like NY)
Small town? Yes
Small Island? Yes

Style
Accounts of torture and death? - generic/vague references to death/punishment
Tone of movie - depressed/sad
Comedy or somewhat funny movie? Yes
Any profanity? - None
Kinds of F/X - Things that change shape/morph - nasty human transformations
If Soundtrack VERY NOTICEABLE... - Orchestra/classical
Is this movie based on a - book

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