Clash of the Titans Movie Review

Starring: Harry Hamlin

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"Zeus and the Gods are at it again. Zeus has turned Thestis's illegitimate son into a goat-beast because he was getting too uppity. Instead of taking out her frustrations on her husband, she decides to take it out on Zeus's illegitimate son, Perseus. When she finds out that Pericles has taken an interest in her goat-son's former fiance, she demands that the ex-fiance be sacrificed to the cracken, a huge seemingly invulnerable sea-beast. Perseus decides to kill the cracken in order to save his new girlfriend, but he obvioulsy has no idea how to defeat the cracken. Zeus helps him out with a magic shield and sword and a robotic owl named Bubo (Bubo's main purpose in the film is to look cute and make beep noises). "
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Composition of Movie
Actual chase scenes or violence - 40%
Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 30%
Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 30%

**Fantasy or Science Fiction?** - fantasy story on another world/distant past
Coming of age Yes
he'll/she'll become: - great warrior
Giant monster movie? Yes
Kind of monster - Giant Monster(s)

Main Character
Identity: - Male
Profession/status: - Prince/Nobleman/King
Age: - 20's-30's
Hair color? - brunette (Brown)
Hair type - (man) short/medium curly
Body type - muscular (man)
Unclothed? - Chest
Events of movie makes character more... - happy
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)
How sensitive is this character? - middling sensitive to others' feelings
Sense of humor? - Mostly serious with occasional humor
Intelligence - Average intelligence
Physique - Very athletic

Secondary Main Character
Identity: - Female
Hair color - blonde
Hair style - (woman) medium/shoulderlgn wavy
Body type - ample chest & buttocks (female)
How much in movie? - 60%
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)

Main Adversary
Identity: - Female
Age: - long-lived adults
Profession/status: - Prince/Nobleman/King
Has special powers? Yes
Magical/mental powers of main antagonist: - can change shapes - fire/thunder/weather cntrl - can cast all sorts of spells
Eccentric: Yes - obsessed
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in: - 40%
Hair color - red
Hair style - (woman) medium/shoulderlgn wavy
Body type - ample chest and buttocks (female)
Ethnicity - British
Sense of humor? - Cynical sense of humor
Intelligence - Average Intelligence
Physical condition - average physique
How sensitive is this character? - mean, arrogant

Setting
Earth setting: - Ancient past (Greek-Roman)
Takes place on Earth? Yes

Style
Accounts of torture and death? - generic/vague references to death/punishment
Tone of movie - upbeat
Kinds of F/X - exotic aliens

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