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The crew, starved for food, land inside a giant dead alien body that's being mined for food. Chianna is able to make a round of introductions because she's well known to the miners there (as a thief). The leader of the miners, who has an anal fissure on top of his head and speaks in a slow, retarded tone much like the albino leader on the planet of the tenant root, provides the crew with a hearty meal of moss and fungus but won't give them meat unless he gets some sex with Chianna--some being a lifetime. Dargo, who's suddenly become attracted to anything feminine with legs, objects to this. Then they fight a monster and, predictably, beat up the retarded guy. Meanwhile, back on the ship, Zhan grows disgusting warts on her face. I mean, otherwise, it's a pretty good episode, but it really is disgusting to watch Zhan. The one thing I didn't understand is when Aeryn butts heads with her, didn't she get impaled by one of the poisoned buds? And if Zhan was germinating, why didn't they simply refrigerate her, like a salad you need to preserve before it goes bad? Dargo ends the episode by coming on to Chianna. Those two should get a room. | ||||||||
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