Eating New Yorkers

In this interactive story, you play the part of a monster living under the bowels of New York when suddenly you're roused by jackhammering above you. When you emerge, you find yourself very hungry and start eating New Yorkers. The problem is, you can't eat just ANY kind of New Yorkers--you need a balanced diet. The way you progress in the story is by figuring out what kinds of New Yorkers give you what kinds of vitamins and nutrients. You "win" or finish the story when you eat a balanced diet representing a cross-section of New Yorkers. See all the major New York landmarks such as the Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, Central Park, and World Trade Center.

A satirical look at New York City, New Yorkers, and dieting.

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