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Laura asked a question entitled your favorite song? (click here) on 7/30/2006 2:57:21 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

honey asked a question entitled two guys and a woman want to date me (click here) on 3/9/2006 12:34:42 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

Todd asked a question entitled What's in your bra? (click here) on 6/1/2005 4:28:08 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

rachel spratt asked a question entitled about your baby (click here) on 5/18/2005 11:47:38 AM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

sara asked a question entitled how do you keep your sexy bum in shape? (click here) on 2/5/2005 2:40:50 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

Anny asked a question entitled Madonna's taste? (click here) on 1/27/2004 4:39:09 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

mike asked a question entitled Why did you marry Jason Alexander? (click here) on 1/8/2004 3:04:36 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

J-Lo asked a question entitled how much does it cost to sleep with you? (click here) on 8/23/2003 11:41:04 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

Neil asked a question entitled Do you wear tight clothing on purpose? (click here) on 8/22/2003 6:56:14 AM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

troy asked a question entitled Are there female pop stars in your ass? (click here) on 7/3/2003 7:02:30 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

guy dude. asked a question entitled Volume of your boobs (click here) on 6/6/2003 5:03:21 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

Ron Haralson asked a question entitled Really nude? (click here) on 4/9/2003 3:12:32 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

PAUL M CURRAN asked a question entitled Can I squeeze your butt? (click here) on 4/1/2003 10:24:53 AM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

ydobon asked a question entitled Will you carry my child? (click here) on 3/3/2003 11:04:30 AM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

Dennis asked a question entitled What are the chances of my sleeping with you? (click here) on 3/2/2003 11:41:02 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

Jennifer Halliwell asked a question entitled Are you a tart? (click here) on 3/1/2003 7:53:36 AM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!

zoe asked a question entitled I want to be beautiful like you (click here) on 2/26/2003 2:39:22 PM Read Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears)'s answer!




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