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Roger asked a question entitled Do you remember R2-D2 from the past? (click here) on 6/21/2006 7:58:28 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

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Craig asked a question entitled What do sand people look like under their masks? (click here) on 12/13/2005 6:58:32 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

andy asked a question entitled were you upset when you fought anakin? (click here) on 12/5/2005 4:02:36 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Binyatsu asked a question entitled Are women Jedi equal? (click here) on 11/28/2005 4:34:13 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

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Darth Vader Jr. asked a question entitled how to become a Jedi? (click here) on 8/15/2005 2:48:01 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Darth Maul asked a question entitled What does "Rectum" mean? (click here) on 6/13/2005 9:00:41 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Jedi Knight Katelyn asked a question entitled Are you an impersonater? (click here) on 6/13/2005 1:23:10 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Presley asked a question entitled Why didn't the ledge crush your legs? (click here) on 6/8/2005 6:52:55 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

emily asked a question entitled Why aren't girls Jedis? (click here) on 6/5/2005 7:57:55 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Chris Bower asked a question entitled have you ever dated Padme without telling Anakin? (click here) on 6/5/2005 5:35:31 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Emily asked a question entitled How to become a Jedi like Anakin Skywalker? (click here) on 6/5/2005 5:13:30 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Scott asked a question entitled Are you a master or a knight (click here) on 5/27/2005 12:12:25 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

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steve asked a question entitled Animal you were riding (click here) on 5/21/2005 9:16:57 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Josh asked a question entitled did you ever get punished by Yoda? (click here) on 4/30/2005 10:26:42 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

tiny asked a question entitled Are you jealous because Anakin has a girlfriend? (click here) on 4/29/2005 8:57:51 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

alex asked a question entitled Why do you and anakin not get along (click here) on 4/9/2005 3:33:26 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Us asked a question entitled Why no women Jedi? (click here) on 3/10/2005 9:49:14 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

jedi aster hamish asked a question entitled Why did you kick Anakin over the egde of the cliff? (click here) on 1/31/2005 10:26:22 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

taylor asked a question entitled Should I go out with a guy? (click here) on 12/12/2004 7:40:22 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Amanda asked a question entitled Why did you die? (click here) on 10/5/2004 1:06:42 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Amanda asked a question entitled What does your husband think of your nudity? (click here) on 7/23/2004 4:09:58 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Amanda Muldoon asked a question entitled Lesbian's phone number (click here) on 7/12/2004 3:04:10 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

ashley asked a question entitled My boyfriend won't put out (click here) on 6/11/2004 11:36:09 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

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amber asked a question entitled being pregent (click here) on 5/14/2004 4:12:11 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

E. DANIELS asked a question entitled bra (click here) on 1/26/2004 12:59:39 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Isabel asked a question entitled Why are you so bitter? (click here) on 1/17/2004 8:37:15 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Shannen Doherty asked a question entitled Message from Shannen impersonator (click here) on 10/12/2003 2:57:31 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

asked a question entitled Why do you have two powers? (click here) on 12/23/2002 4:24:22 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

niki asked a question entitled Do you really miss Qui-Gon? And why? (click here) on 8/10/2002 11:04:42 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

wol asked a question entitled #2 and the Butler (click here) on 7/29/2002 9:06:32 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

CuriouslyMinty asked a question entitled Why did you dress like a cheap whore? (click here) on 7/9/2002 12:50:37 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

wol asked a question entitled How do you feel about Padme? (click here) on 7/4/2002 1:16:17 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

mark asked a question entitled Why no number 7 (click here) on 7/1/2002 4:29:32 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Ali wan asked a question entitled Anakin's father (click here) on 6/12/2002 4:38:13 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Alashiya asked a question entitled What happened when you vanished on the Death Star? (click here) on 6/11/2002 10:58:55 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Zippo asked a question entitled Your name (click here) on 6/3/2002 11:23:56 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

UberGirl asked a question entitled Why didn't you train Leia? (click here) on 5/22/2002 12:30:53 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Moff Tarkin asked a question entitled Why did you trust Luke? (click here) on 5/20/2002 3:39:01 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

kelly asked a question entitled Is it a problem that Prue is gone? (click here) on 5/17/2002 3:14:13 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Justin H. asked a question entitled What did you do between movies? (click here) on 5/16/2002 8:59:33 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Bjtruitt asked a question entitled Do you ever get sick of people always expecting you to save them? (click here) on 5/15/2002 3:40:41 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

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Liliana asked a question entitled So what REALLY happened in the desert? (click here) on 4/11/2002 1:31:15 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Elizabeth asked a question entitled Do you ever miss qui-gon? (click here) on 4/8/2002 2:23:44 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Darth Radar asked a question entitled Foreplay with Ferengi (click here) on 4/2/2002 1:19:33 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Bobmo asked a question entitled How can you escape... (click here) on 3/19/2002 12:55:36 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Suzanne asked a question entitled Are you single? (click here) on 2/18/2002 11:02:15 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

mary asked a question entitled What do you look for in a woman? (click here) on 2/18/2002 1:27:25 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

JoshRus asked a question entitled Lightsaber Fighting (click here) on 2/17/2002 6:59:15 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Hati Samkis asked a question entitled peut-être indiscrète (click here) on 2/14/2002 12:27:44 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Damian asked a question entitled Your clothes (click here) on 2/13/2002 1:22:23 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Wedge Antilles asked a question entitled Ponytail (click here) on 2/5/2002 4:27:53 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Grayfox asked a question entitled In love with Padme? (click here) on 2/4/2002 7:44:55 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

wol asked a question entitled Hiding Luke (click here) on 1/31/2002 7:44:09 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Preston asked a question entitled Why did you resign? (click here) on 1/26/2002 9:39:35 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

asked a question entitled Queen Amidala/Padme (click here) on 1/23/2002 2:28:10 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

diana asked a question entitled Anakin's Transformation (click here) on 1/18/2002 2:34:42 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Jedi Master Ryan asked a question entitled Your answers are flaud. (click here) on 12/3/2001 5:58:23 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Alecia Wood asked a question entitled I love your braid and ponytail! (click here) on 12/2/2001 4:11:29 PM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

Neal asked a question entitled Lightsaber colours (click here) on 11/30/2001 1:48:59 AM Read Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor)'s answer!

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