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Major Samantha Carter (Butchie), Stargate (TV)
Major Samantha Carter (Butchie) generally checks the board every 24 hours or so for questions



harry asked a question entitled Are you going to be in a nude scene while on Atlantis? (click here) on 7/5/2007 7:32:33 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

mike1 asked a question entitled Are you and teyla going to use a ZPM powered vibrator together? (click here) on 5/30/2007 8:06:17 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

mike1 asked a question entitled what are you going to do to teyla when you go to atlantis (click here) on 5/20/2007 9:40:31 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Falcon Z asked a question entitled Did you miss Vala when she disappeared? (click here) on 4/26/2007 10:26:05 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

mike1 asked a question entitled What is your bra size? (click here) on 4/17/2007 5:05:17 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

jk asked a question entitled What is the biggest thing that went up your ass? (click here) on 4/3/2007 3:12:22 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

jk asked a question entitled Do you like sex up the ass? (click here) on 4/3/2007 2:54:53 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

asked a question entitled How did you come to the Stargate? (click here) on 11/24/2006 11:14:55 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

captainfarmer asked a question entitled did you get excited when you saw Janet again? (click here) on 10/30/2006 11:23:11 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

throbbing tits asked a question entitled the story behind you and Doctor Frasier (click here) on 9/6/2006 11:18:07 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

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Samishot asked a question entitled What are the requirements for your job? (click here) on 12/30/2005 6:11:00 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

karone asked a question entitled Sam and Jack relationship (click here) on 5/24/2005 5:05:47 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

CMH asked a question entitled How many plants have you had sex on? (click here) on 5/5/2005 6:02:01 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Omega_46 asked a question entitled Naqauda powered vibrator (click here) on 2/17/2005 4:46:28 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

GENERAL ONEILL asked a question entitled Do you always wear a bra? (click here) on 2/17/2005 4:10:13 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

C1 asked a question entitled How many of your coworkers did you sleep with? (click here) on 2/1/2005 4:02:59 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

drawbla asked a question entitled shopping with the gay black alien (click here) on 1/29/2005 3:59:36 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

kieran asked a question entitled Boobs falling out (click here) on 1/22/2005 5:15:22 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Simon asked a question entitled Your body is great! (click here) on 6/16/2004 9:35:19 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Bray tak asked a question entitled Why did you sleep with Pete? (click here) on 6/4/2004 2:35:19 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

COLIN asked a question entitled finding you very attractive (click here) on 5/5/2004 1:16:57 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Sean Ryan asked a question entitled Where did the Sergeant's dress go? (click here) on 4/26/2004 7:14:33 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Bob asked a question entitled Do you have a brother? (click here) on 3/22/2004 6:42:06 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Adoring Fan asked a question entitled What will you do without Janet? (click here) on 2/20/2004 3:33:46 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Christian asked a question entitled What kind of technology are you looking for? (click here) on 1/26/2004 11:25:47 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

sg2 asked a question entitled Naked photos (click here) on 12/12/2003 10:59:37 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

sg-1 asked a question entitled Why was Sha're stripped naked? (click here) on 12/11/2003 11:01:54 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

##0## asked a question entitled Who is the ugliest person in the SGC? (click here) on 10/2/2003 1:41:35 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Dave asked a question entitled Have you ever slept with someone for a promotion? (click here) on 9/17/2003 1:06:43 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Bauer asked a question entitled Do you wear a Bra? (click here) on 9/15/2003 1:07:38 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

##0## asked a question entitled your private address? (click here) on 9/14/2003 4:16:22 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

##0## asked a question entitled Where can I get pictures of you? (click here) on 9/12/2003 10:43:32 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

robert asked a question entitled Will you strip if ordered to? (click here) on 9/11/2003 5:08:27 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

##0## asked a question entitled How many colors can a quark have? (click here) on 9/11/2003 4:16:40 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

conan the librarian asked a question entitled What do I have to do to have sex with you? (click here) on 8/30/2003 1:16:42 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Col Jack O'Neill asked a question entitled Will you go fishing with O'Neal? (click here) on 7/26/2003 6:54:25 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Jessica asked a question entitled Do you mind if I bang Col. Jack O'Neil? (click here) on 7/14/2003 12:54:54 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

steven asked a question entitled Question in unintelligible language (click here) on 7/13/2003 6:28:16 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

davian asked a question entitled Are you and Jack going to be intimate? (click here) on 7/8/2003 10:43:09 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

freddy free loader asked a question entitled Where did you get those boobs? (click here) on 4/26/2003 1:16:00 AM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

Maggie asked a question entitled I am a lesbian named Maggie (click here) on 4/7/2003 10:13:10 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

P asked a question entitled Are you attracted to Dr. Fraiser? (click here) on 3/1/2003 3:07:14 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

breast sucker asked a question entitled Are you a lesbian? (click here) on 2/28/2003 4:37:51 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!

coodog asked a question entitled Do you want O'neil? (click here) on 2/22/2003 3:13:09 PM Read Major Samantha Carter (Butchie)'s answer!




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