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Paige Matthews Halliwell generally checks the board every 24 hours or so for questions



sam asked a question entitled why do you need a sex change? (click here) on 12/8/2006 3:59:51 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

L.T. asked a question entitled Will you make love to a person in Belgium? (click here) on 11/26/2006 2:21:14 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Cody asked a question entitled How come you don't have more naked pictures? (click here) on 10/22/2006 5:42:56 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

John asked a question entitled loving your boob (click here) on 9/5/2006 11:15:28 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

sam asked a question entitled why don't you show your private parts? (click here) on 9/1/2006 5:18:46 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

jake asked a question entitled Why are you naked in the photo? (click here) on 8/26/2006 12:01:53 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

bill asked a question entitled Why are you such a slut? (click here) on 6/20/2006 1:28:47 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

NUN YA asked a question entitled why are your boobs different sizes in the photos? (click here) on 5/29/2006 10:22:20 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

susan asked a question entitled why do you pose naked in front of a camera? (click here) on 5/29/2006 3:38:41 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

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Tasia Bush asked a question entitled are you going to have kids? (click here) on 1/1/2006 7:34:23 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Misty asked a question entitled How to keep my boyfriend (click here) on 12/9/2005 3:13:14 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Road warrior asked a question entitled Do you love me? (click here) on 9/19/2005 2:47:08 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

amy asked a question entitled what was it like being shrunk? (click here) on 7/18/2005 2:53:47 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

lynnette asked a question entitled Why isn't Phoebe answering any questions? (click here) on 7/12/2005 8:05:45 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Alan asked a question entitled Boob job? (click here) on 6/10/2005 5:58:35 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

kate dillon asked a question entitled Do you have breast implants? (click here) on 4/27/2005 2:34:25 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

C1 asked a question entitled Want to manstribate with your bra (click here) on 4/11/2005 6:41:19 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

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drawbla asked a question entitled hard nipples (click here) on 1/25/2005 4:38:55 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

paige asked a question entitled If I had nice breasts could I have a career in television? (click here) on 1/4/2005 8:47:06 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

KK asked a question entitled Should I sleep with my boyfriend? (click here) on 4/17/2004 5:17:56 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

curtis mcdermott asked a question entitled How did you get started in acting? (click here) on 12/13/2003 8:33:41 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

dylon k asked a question entitled Is your TV show boyfriend your real boyfriend? (click here) on 9/16/2003 1:11:52 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Sami asked a question entitled Can I get a non-topless picture of you? (click here) on 9/14/2003 1:33:40 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

julius asked a question entitled Will you be in any other movies? (click here) on 9/13/2003 11:10:21 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

kelly M asked a question entitled People asking you rude staff (click here) on 9/12/2003 1:18:43 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

ashley asked a question entitled You are retarted! (click here) on 8/25/2003 2:32:17 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

asked a question entitled Why does your chin look like your ass? (click here) on 8/22/2003 2:31:38 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Victoria asked a question entitled Why do you sound like a ho? (click here) on 7/20/2003 8:28:33 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Haley asked a question entitled What is your real hair color? (click here) on 6/4/2003 4:08:27 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

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asked a question entitled Why do you have a picture with your boobs showing? (click here) on 4/24/2003 6:45:39 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Rebecca asked a question entitled How do you get your boobs to be so round? (click here) on 4/22/2003 5:59:14 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Paige Halliwell-Matthews asked a question entitled Why did you lick Piper's boobs? (click here) on 2/19/2003 6:34:15 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Ally Flood asked a question entitled How did you get the part on Charmed? (click here) on 1/17/2003 8:45:16 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

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Ashlyn asked a question entitled Why all the topless photos? (click here) on 12/1/2002 8:30:27 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Hangy asked a question entitled Why can't you do better? (click here) on 11/25/2002 2:55:49 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

zoe asked a question entitled If you had to choose (click here) on 10/30/2002 11:22:38 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

hornybabe asked a question entitled Do you make sounds while mating? (click here) on 10/26/2002 5:02:38 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Ryan asked a question entitled Have you felt Piper's chest? (click here) on 9/26/2002 5:47:56 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Samantha/Piper asked a question entitled Ravings of obsessive fan (click here) on 6/25/2002 1:04:21 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Jewel asked a question entitled Name for Piper's baby (click here) on 5/17/2002 3:49:46 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Melissa asked a question entitled Why are you and piper always fighting? (click here) on 5/15/2002 4:47:19 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Dillon asked a question entitled Who would win if you fought your sisters? (click here) on 5/12/2002 8:09:18 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Leo asked a question entitled I love you (click here) on 4/12/2002 8:49:10 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Jewel Fisher asked a question entitled Will you ever have kids? (click here) on 4/11/2002 4:00:42 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Eric Harris asked a question entitled Orbing Question (click here) on 4/5/2002 6:13:47 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Sarah asked a question entitled How do you orb? (click here) on 3/30/2002 6:41:54 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Katie asked a question entitled Piper and Leo having a bay (click here) on 3/4/2002 7:47:17 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

DWA asked a question entitled Piper's thoughts about your breasts (click here) on 2/20/2002 4:51:27 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

TimbaWolfGrl asked a question entitled What are the 2 reasons Piper should be jealous of you? (click here) on 1/26/2002 7:50:58 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

TimbaWolfGrl asked a question entitled Jealous of Piper? (click here) on 1/25/2002 8:52:18 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

DAMIAN PINI asked a question entitled Your age (click here) on 1/23/2002 12:14:34 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Dragon ruler asked a question entitled Piper (click here) on 1/21/2002 11:10:24 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Gregory asked a question entitled Book Of Shadows (click here) on 1/18/2002 9:56:27 AM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!

Phoenix Haliwell asked a question entitled Living with sisters (click here) on 1/10/2002 12:49:22 PM Read Paige Matthews Halliwell's answer!




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