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Tpol, Star Trek Enterprise
Tpol generally checks the board every 24 hours or so for questions



Gary asked a question entitled What do you like to do that you find relaxing (click here) on 4/19/2007 2:42:45 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Joel asked a question entitled What are you doing after the last Enterprise episode? (click here) on 5/1/2005 5:04:00 PM Read Tpol's answer!

mitchell white asked a question entitled What will you do after Enterprise? (click here) on 2/23/2005 11:27:07 AM Read Tpol's answer!

drawbla asked a question entitled Why don't you wear the same uniform as the rest of the crew? (click here) on 1/25/2005 4:31:00 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Holly asked a question entitled Why do you wear such tight pants? (click here) on 1/5/2005 1:57:56 AM Read Tpol's answer!

FH asked a question entitled Are you a lesbian? (click here) on 9/4/2003 12:17:52 PM Read Tpol's answer!

fergus Carr asked a question entitled Vulcan prostitutes (click here) on 5/8/2003 8:45:40 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Optomai asked a question entitled What will happen between TPol and Archer? (click here) on 4/13/2003 6:58:14 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Tom asked a question entitled Do you ever smile? (click here) on 12/26/2002 1:53:59 AM Read Tpol's answer!

john diehl asked a question entitled Will Tpol marry the Captain ? (click here) on 12/6/2002 6:10:43 PM Read Tpol's answer!

KJ asked a question entitled Have you mated with Hoshi? (click here) on 11/25/2002 10:53:10 AM Read Tpol's answer!

George asked a question entitled Homosexual Vulcans (click here) on 11/22/2002 11:48:39 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Isaac asked a question entitled Emotion During Sexual Activity (click here) on 10/25/2002 10:06:48 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Captain Zorg of the starship Spankme asked a question entitled Bothered much about breast questions? (click here) on 10/23/2002 12:17:44 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Tom G. asked a question entitled A different look in tonight's episode (click here) on 10/9/2002 9:59:08 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Daniel asked a question entitled Were you in Amok Time? (click here) on 10/6/2002 10:15:01 PM Read Tpol's answer!

jordan reinleib asked a question entitled Are you proud of Captain Archer? (click here) on 9/28/2002 11:08:20 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Joel asked a question entitled Becoming a Vulcan? (click here) on 9/27/2002 3:55:48 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Mitchell asked a question entitled Star Trek using your body to get viewers? (click here) on 9/26/2002 4:40:39 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Some--Guy asked a question entitled Are you into Canadian guys? (click here) on 9/22/2002 10:23:24 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Steve Brumpton asked a question entitled Autographed 8x10 picture (click here) on 5/26/2002 4:48:43 PM Read Tpol's answer!

steve brumpton asked a question entitled sex for pleasure (click here) on 5/26/2002 4:38:35 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Janson asked a question entitled Your posture (click here) on 5/17/2002 3:31:29 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Rakfar asked a question entitled Snide comments from crew? (click here) on 5/17/2002 2:41:58 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Milos Gloriosos asked a question entitled Bra size (click here) on 5/12/2002 10:56:27 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Crystal Hatfield asked a question entitled Dating Malcolm Reed (click here) on 5/10/2002 10:37:41 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Dr. Alaric Ravenhall asked a question entitled Vulcan upbringing (click here) on 4/5/2002 8:02:34 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Frauley asked a question entitled Vulcan philosophy (click here) on 3/4/2002 8:27:51 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Captain Sharta of the Starship Galaxy asked a question entitled Vulcan mating rituals (click here) on 3/4/2002 12:10:41 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Nezric asked a question entitled Vulcan Female Anatomy (click here) on 2/28/2002 10:45:11 AM Read Tpol's answer!

bernie willabe asked a question entitled Vulcan Periods (click here) on 2/27/2002 8:31:08 PM Read Tpol's answer!

laserblue asked a question entitled Mr & Ms (click here) on 2/20/2002 10:09:05 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Tristan asked a question entitled The Pon Farr (click here) on 2/17/2002 9:29:57 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Jack Archer asked a question entitled Vulcan Sex (click here) on 2/17/2002 4:41:13 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Bob Larry asked a question entitled Need your Nude pics (click here) on 2/17/2002 4:01:29 PM Read Tpol's answer!

asked a question entitled Malcolm Reed (click here) on 2/15/2002 11:05:11 PM Read Tpol's answer!

lauren asked a question entitled Dating Archer (click here) on 2/15/2002 2:15:39 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Botto asked a question entitled Sex for Vulcans? (click here) on 2/7/2002 9:50:01 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Farmboy asked a question entitled Vulcan Sex (click here) on 2/1/2002 10:37:24 PM Read Tpol's answer!

The baker asked a question entitled Who to mate with? (click here) on 2/1/2002 10:19:14 PM Read Tpol's answer!

neonMercury asked a question entitled What do you think of humans? (click here) on 1/30/2002 12:37:15 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Tim asked a question entitled Emotions (click here) on 1/29/2002 7:52:57 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Phlex asked a question entitled Catsuit (click here) on 1/25/2002 2:01:19 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Manic Depreso-Mouse asked a question entitled About those large vulcan breasts... (click here) on 1/15/2002 11:47:10 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Ryath asked a question entitled Large Vulcan Breasts? (click here) on 1/11/2002 8:17:08 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Darryl Haines asked a question entitled Warp 4.5 (click here) on 1/10/2002 9:12:38 AM Read Tpol's answer!

John T asked a question entitled Sarcasm (click here) on 1/6/2002 2:14:47 PM Read Tpol's answer!

U'Rd'Jah asked a question entitled Meals (click here) on 1/5/2002 10:25:51 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Rogue asked a question entitled Trip (click here) on 1/3/2002 10:46:09 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Kari Izumi asked a question entitled Tucker vs. Archer (click here) on 1/3/2002 8:55:39 PM Read Tpol's answer!

THE ONE AND ONLY asked a question entitled Are you also T'Pau? (click here) on 1/2/2002 10:49:19 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Pinhead asked a question entitled staying in shape (click here) on 12/29/2001 10:55:44 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Susie asked a question entitled OK answer me honestly please (click here) on 12/27/2001 11:42:33 PM Read Tpol's answer!

The Hawk asked a question entitled (click here) on 12/27/2001 2:19:22 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Adam Eddy asked a question entitled Why Enterprise (click here) on 12/25/2001 8:54:26 PM Read Tpol's answer!

bookwyrm asked a question entitled Jumpsuit? (click here) on 12/25/2001 4:12:54 PM Read Tpol's answer!

skye asked a question entitled (click here) on 12/19/2001 1:24:13 PM Read Tpol's answer!

liz asked a question entitled Trip Tucker (click here) on 12/3/2001 12:52:15 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Neal asked a question entitled If you're so sensitive to smells isnt there something you can do to fix the situation? (click here) on 11/30/2001 1:19:09 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Pip asked a question entitled Mating with Trip (click here) on 11/29/2001 7:49:14 PM Read Tpol's answer!

alamaxia asked a question entitled a question (click here) on 11/29/2001 1:30:27 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Pip asked a question entitled Senses (click here) on 11/29/2001 12:58:48 AM Read Tpol's answer!

Pip asked a question entitled Apostrophe in your name (click here) on 11/27/2001 6:44:34 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Pip asked a question entitled Pon'far (click here) on 11/27/2001 6:27:54 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Pip asked a question entitled Pon'far (click here) on 11/27/2001 6:27:53 PM Read Tpol's answer!

Mister Saavik asked a question entitled When you got the part... (click here) on 11/22/2001 7:15:18 AM Read Tpol's answer!




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