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Lútien Felagund asked a question entitled am I an Elf? (click here) on 11/2/2006 6:18:14 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Alexandra asked a question entitled What do you look for in a woman? (click here) on 1/9/2005 7:12:34 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Pat asked a question entitled What were you doing with Narsil, the magic elf ring? (click here) on 1/26/2004 1:37:33 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Patricia asked a question entitled Why was Arwen dying? (click here) on 1/26/2004 1:35:00 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Orlando Blooms future wife asked a question entitled Are you ashamed Arwen is a prostitute? (click here) on 1/25/2004 1:24:33 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Brandy lynn Ervin asked a question entitled Why did Arwen get sick? (click here) on 12/25/2003 4:31:00 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Crystal asked a question entitled Why was Haldir sent to Helm's Deep? (click here) on 7/3/2003 4:41:08 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! George asked a question entitled I am a deranged questioner (click here) on 4/3/2003 7:09:35 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Kevin asked a question entitled Half-Elven and half what? (click here) on 2/28/2003 6:49:28 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Emeraq Truthseek asked a question entitled Elves at Helm's Deep (click here) on 1/12/2003 1:08:54 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Heklathion asked a question entitled Magic protecting Rivendell (click here) on 7/6/2002 1:19:08 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Pippin asked a question entitled Why did you let Merry and Pippin go in the Fellowship? (click here) on 6/8/2002 6:32:24 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Vladivos Swiftsight asked a question entitled Why didn't you fight Isuldur for the ring on Mount Doom? (click here) on 5/30/2002 8:10:14 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Artemis of Penn's Woods asked a question entitled How do Elves stay so clean? (click here) on 4/16/2002 8:19:23 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Artemis of Penn's Woods asked a question entitled Walking on Top of Snow? (click here) on 3/31/2002 6:56:01 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! I want to marry Frodo asked a question entitled What do you think about Arwen? (click here) on 3/23/2002 9:13:14 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Monique asked a question entitled Last Discussion with Arwen (click here) on 3/22/2002 2:46:35 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Artemis of Penn's Wood asked a question entitled Brother Elros (click here) on 3/15/2002 4:40:23 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Artemis of Penn's Woods asked a question entitled How do you remember 100's of years of history? (click here) on 3/15/2002 4:14:05 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Artemis of Penn's Woods asked a question entitled Couldn't you spare a horse? (click here) on 3/15/2002 4:09:05 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! asked a question entitled Gil galad and rings (click here) on 3/15/2002 2:10:01 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Ashley asked a question entitled Can someone be half an elf and not know it? (click here) on 3/14/2002 10:41:26 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Lydia asked a question entitled Have you loved anyone else? (click here) on 3/13/2002 9:07:51 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! King Tut asked a question entitled What do you do in your free time? (click here) on 3/12/2002 7:41:50 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Tyrus asked a question entitled Why did you not rescue your wife from the orcs? (click here) on 3/12/2002 12:55:49 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! The Black Hunter asked a question entitled What do you think of Celeborn? (click here) on 3/12/2002 12:20:14 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Someone asked a question entitled Legolas ever attracted to you? (click here) on 3/10/2002 10:06:30 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Natalie Matthews-Graves asked a question entitled Marrying Legolas (click here) on 3/8/2002 6:13:26 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Mandy asked a question entitled Elvish loving habits (click here) on 3/1/2002 12:17:35 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Legolas Greenleaf asked a question entitled Galadriel (click here) on 3/1/2002 10:05:05 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Adudowen asked a question entitled Elven children (click here) on 2/16/2002 7:56:46 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! orza asked a question entitled Lonely without wife? (click here) on 2/11/2002 12:42:40 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Elf asked a question entitled Did you meet Pippin? (click here) on 2/10/2002 2:51:36 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! elrond lover asked a question entitled Your kids (click here) on 2/2/2002 10:05:37 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! dianne asked a question entitled Elvish bathrooms (click here) on 1/30/2002 8:39:02 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! bookwyrm asked a question entitled Termination Program (click here) on 1/28/2002 9:49:33 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! lelirian asked a question entitled Isildur a dummy? (click here) on 1/28/2002 2:39:48 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Legolas Fan *Jessie* asked a question entitled Legolas Gay? (click here) on 1/17/2002 3:44:44 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Steve asked a question entitled Loan of Horse to Gandalf (click here) on 1/9/2002 2:49:58 PM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! Sam McConnell asked a question entitled dead (click here) on 12/28/2001 11:38:00 AM Read Elrond Half-Elven's answer! 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