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Jaime Sommers, Six Million Dollar Man & Bionic Woman
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Denholm asked a question entitled Are you strong? (click here) on 11/9/2006 1:08:54 AM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

gina asked a question entitled did you ever feel love for Oscar Goldman? (click here) on 5/21/2006 11:02:44 AM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

LISA asked a question entitled Upcoming TV appearances (click here) on 2/12/2006 8:58:44 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Vero asked a question entitled Where are those scary fembots now? (click here) on 5/27/2005 3:52:31 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Lawrence from England asked a question entitled Fear of the fembots (click here) on 4/17/2004 2:53:24 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

beth asked a question entitled Your favorite episode (click here) on 4/12/2004 11:14:05 AM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Paul Gorwood asked a question entitled Question from obsessed fan (click here) on 12/5/2003 7:58:04 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Eduardo asked a question entitled Why did they cancel your show so early? (click here) on 10/28/2003 1:48:34 AM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

eric yim asked a question entitled Your relationship with Steve. (click here) on 8/25/2003 1:29:11 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Charlotte asked a question entitled What is Oscar Goldman like? (click here) on 7/25/2003 7:30:50 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

alan reid asked a question entitled Are you and piggy callahan still friends? (click here) on 7/4/2003 4:28:27 AM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Carl asked a question entitled Were the fembots stronger than you? (click here) on 7/2/2003 9:42:52 AM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

GARY asked a question entitled Where is Bigfoot? (click here) on 5/18/2003 4:08:10 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

asked a question entitled Bondage scenes (click here) on 3/30/2003 2:56:13 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Tron asked a question entitled Are your sexual organs bionic? (click here) on 3/18/2003 7:34:29 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

stephenson asked a question entitled Coming back to television? (click here) on 2/25/2003 1:07:54 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Jon asked a question entitled What size bra? (click here) on 1/11/2003 9:29:01 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Captain Dick asked a question entitled Squashed partner with bionic legs during mating? (click here) on 11/14/2002 1:13:00 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

peter ernst asked a question entitled Are you coming back on TV? (click here) on 10/7/2002 3:34:26 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

cheryl smith asked a question entitled Getting episodes on tapes (click here) on 8/5/2002 4:34:37 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

carrie asked a question entitled Shaving your legs (click here) on 6/6/2002 3:59:59 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

MY NAME asked a question entitled Bionic Sex (click here) on 4/23/2002 4:25:32 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

Sudhir asked a question entitled Why did your bionic legs get damaged? (click here) on 3/18/2002 11:13:35 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

wol asked a question entitled How much did the bionics cost? (click here) on 1/22/2002 6:11:38 PM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

BorgsInSpace asked a question entitled Cyborgs (click here) on 1/17/2002 11:54:29 AM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

jody lee asked a question entitled Tears (click here) on 1/10/2002 8:47:20 AM Read Jaime Sommers's answer!

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