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Counselor Deanna Troi, Star Trek: The Next Generation
Counselor Deanna Troi generally checks the board every 24 hours or so for questions



q5 asked a question entitled secret surgery (click here) on 3/7/2006 5:13:02 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Britney asked a question entitled alien pregnancy (click here) on 7/18/2005 4:29:53 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Sarah asked a question entitled Favorite Holodeck Program (click here) on 6/3/2005 10:40:36 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Tamra Cave asked a question entitled Why did you and Commander Riker marry? (click here) on 2/24/2005 2:26:44 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Holly asked a question entitled No more short skirt? (click here) on 1/5/2005 1:51:21 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

asked a question entitled Are you now a fat slut? (click here) on 8/7/2004 8:59:12 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Brian asked a question entitled How has married life changed you? (click here) on 7/29/2004 8:40:53 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Eddie asked a question entitled Wesley gay? (click here) on 7/21/2004 5:24:16 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Ruth asked a question entitled Suitable training for an empath (click here) on 1/16/2004 1:14:21 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Temporal Paradox asked a question entitled Nonstandard uniform (click here) on 8/24/2003 7:08:44 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Dan Harris asked a question entitled Do you play strip poker with the crew? (click here) on 7/8/2003 11:54:58 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

scotty asked a question entitled Can you read my mind? (click here) on 5/18/2003 1:21:35 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

J2 asked a question entitled Geordi's see through visor (click here) on 4/14/2003 2:47:02 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Im A Dog asked a question entitled Ferengi kidnapping (click here) on 4/13/2003 11:41:32 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Dick Diggler asked a question entitled You are a whore! (click here) on 4/12/2003 7:44:59 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

ddddddd asked a question entitled Wesley in the tubes (click here) on 4/1/2003 11:00:24 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Simon asked a question entitled Would you sleep with Captain Picard if he ordered you to? (click here) on 4/1/2003 10:50:25 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

tiberius_fan asked a question entitled Why did you choose Riker over Worf? (click here) on 3/9/2003 5:44:56 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

roxiebell asked a question entitled Most sensual experience with chocolate? (click here) on 2/16/2003 6:05:57 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Jimmy Donnelly asked a question entitled What exactly is the Ambassador position? (click here) on 9/6/2002 12:24:29 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Ed asked a question entitled Do you usually wear a bra or go without? (click here) on 8/30/2002 6:10:42 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Erric Dodd asked a question entitled Deanna Troi as a poker player (click here) on 8/22/2002 5:02:59 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Teron asked a question entitled How old are you? (click here) on 7/29/2002 5:29:56 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Alex asked a question entitled Thought of having children? (click here) on 7/21/2002 4:05:11 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

DeAnna asked a question entitled Which do you prefer, Worf or Riker? (click here) on 7/19/2002 11:30:15 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Caz asked a question entitled When did Lwaxana have a son? (click here) on 7/6/2002 12:46:42 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Armin asked a question entitled Jealous of Mistress Biatta? (click here) on 6/3/2002 7:17:54 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Curious asked a question entitled What about Wesley? (click here) on 4/22/2002 9:54:08 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

joe asked a question entitled Want sounds of your lovemaking (click here) on 3/31/2002 3:25:51 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

cameron asked a question entitled Want nude picture (click here) on 3/31/2002 3:14:08 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Caroline asked a question entitled Funniest moment on the Enterprise.. (click here) on 3/20/2002 4:10:54 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

asked a question entitled How did you feel when the pudding monster killed Tasha? (click here) on 3/13/2002 2:55:55 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

asked a question entitled Tired of being an empath? (click here) on 3/12/2002 3:34:51 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Stevezilla asked a question entitled Tired of Fantasies about you? (click here) on 3/9/2002 3:20:21 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Mad K9 asked a question entitled Jean-Luc's head (click here) on 2/21/2002 11:22:59 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Steve asked a question entitled Uniforms fitting you (click here) on 2/20/2002 6:04:50 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

asked a question entitled Riker good in the sack? (click here) on 2/19/2002 7:11:12 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Connie Perry asked a question entitled Method of counseling (click here) on 2/8/2002 2:42:27 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Booker asked a question entitled Commander's Test (click here) on 1/23/2002 9:18:25 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Booker asked a question entitled Will Riker fat? (click here) on 1/11/2002 8:11:36 AM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Rulitos asked a question entitled betazed marriage... (click here) on 1/2/2002 1:29:01 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

bookwyrm asked a question entitled Reg Barclay (click here) on 12/25/2001 4:26:40 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

GibbonSpoon asked a question entitled Empathically speaking (click here) on 12/12/2001 4:43:40 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!

Rulitos asked a question entitled Why isn't Riker available? (click here) on 11/22/2001 9:58:41 PM Read Counselor Deanna Troi's answer!




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