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Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), Star Trek: The Next Generation
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anonymous asked a question entitled Best way to negotiate peace with Romulans? (click here) on 4/9/2003 11:18:02 PM Read Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)'s answer!

CHRIS FARLEY asked a question entitled the time you cried like a little girl (click here) on 2/24/2003 3:44:07 AM Read Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)'s answer!

Lisa Teager asked a question entitled How did you get bald? (click here) on 12/24/2002 4:39:23 PM Read Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)'s answer!

Eric Lester asked a question entitled Did you fall in love with Troi or Dr. Crusher? (click here) on 12/8/2002 6:23:05 PM Read Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)'s answer!

DSirtis asked a question entitled How come you never mated with Troi? (click here) on 11/17/2002 1:18:48 AM Read Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)'s answer!

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Manya asked a question entitled Dr. Crusher love (click here) on 2/2/2002 10:40:08 PM Read Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)'s answer!

Shifty asked a question entitled Bad advice from Guinan? (click here) on 1/26/2002 12:31:55 AM Read Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)'s answer!

Trekkie asked a question entitled Saucer Seperation of Enterprise (click here) on 1/25/2002 12:54:25 AM Read Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)'s answer!

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Rogue asked a question entitled Affirmative Action in Starfleet (click here) on 1/12/2002 5:31:59 PM Read Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart)'s answer!

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