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Banana Torres (Belanna), Star Trek Voyager
Banana Torres (Belanna) generally checks the board every 24 hours or so for questions



Minnie asked a question entitled are you going to have more offspring? (click here) on 10/7/2006 7:17:02 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

cjbwords asked a question entitled Have you changed? (click here) on 9/3/2006 11:04:16 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Q/2 asked a question entitled your putty shaped forehead (click here) on 7/29/2006 4:34:56 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

tuga asked a question entitled When did you become romantic with Dr. Russell (click here) on 5/13/2006 2:26:16 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

timme asked a question entitled How to keep my viginal freshness (click here) on 2/16/2006 4:34:32 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

light asked a question entitled what is the color of your skin (click here) on 11/1/2005 11:53:48 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

david graham asked a question entitled who was responsible for your departure from tng and why (click here) on 9/8/2005 2:21:14 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Kyle Stewart asked a question entitled What happened to you after Star Trek Nemesis? (click here) on 8/8/2005 5:15:37 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Rich asked a question entitled How did you get a big scar on your face in the alternate universe? (click here) on 7/12/2005 6:44:00 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Annie asked a question entitled Why did Anakin end up in the lava? (click here) on 6/25/2005 8:13:58 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

michael38 asked a question entitled how was your last spanking? (click here) on 9/3/2003 8:08:14 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

robert asked a question entitled Wanting you to walk around nude (click here) on 8/26/2003 2:14:57 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Seth asked a question entitled Would you let me mate with you? (click here) on 8/23/2003 12:29:32 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

ed asked a question entitled Want to see your cat (click here) on 8/15/2003 5:38:55 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

werd asked a question entitled What do 34c boobs look like? (click here) on 7/27/2003 6:05:20 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

snshna asked a question entitled Mating w/chako (click here) on 7/20/2003 3:26:00 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

thetosh asked a question entitled If you could give any order to the crew... (click here) on 7/5/2003 11:48:02 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Alex asked a question entitled How much money did you make on Airwolf? (click here) on 7/3/2003 1:24:03 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Ben asked a question entitled Are you a slut? (click here) on 5/31/2003 6:08:11 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

paul wagner asked a question entitled Something in the butt (click here) on 5/19/2003 3:33:00 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Sam Peckinpaugh asked a question entitled Crushing walnuts between your legs (click here) on 5/13/2003 5:20:43 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

DES asked a question entitled Hardest part of being Chief Engineer (click here) on 4/26/2003 9:29:09 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

James Tiberius asked a question entitled Loss of your arms? (click here) on 4/9/2003 2:45:11 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

yahoouk asked a question entitled How did the alien impregnate you? (click here) on 3/9/2003 12:27:03 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Spyder63 asked a question entitled Which woman did you almost marry? (click here) on 3/1/2003 2:04:30 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Retarded Chad asked a question entitled Retarded Chad smells bad. (click here) on 2/6/2003 6:39:38 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

LFNbabe asked a question entitled Why are you called B'nana? (click here) on 1/27/2003 3:45:44 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Jon asked a question entitled Your legs (click here) on 1/19/2003 1:56:24 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Sam asked a question entitled Why do your boob tips stand up? (click here) on 1/8/2003 12:02:25 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Jenni Gimble asked a question entitled How can I be cured of lesbianism? (click here) on 12/21/2002 9:49:17 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Debbie asked a question entitled Why so many topless photos? (click here) on 12/1/2002 8:24:13 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

shadow asked a question entitled What do you wear under your suit? (click here) on 11/28/2002 5:26:45 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Brian Penameno asked a question entitled Why are you grabbing your ass? (click here) on 10/26/2002 2:21:03 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Bubu Amor asked a question entitled Your odd walk (click here) on 10/20/2002 9:49:56 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

B.F. Hammer asked a question entitled Changing a lightbulb (click here) on 10/9/2002 11:42:52 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

shamus asked a question entitled What happened to Tag? (click here) on 9/12/2002 7:57:12 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Trace asked a question entitled Shuttlepod Question (click here) on 8/17/2002 5:34:28 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

asked a question entitled Like your boobs (click here) on 8/6/2002 7:25:24 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

KIM asked a question entitled Is your hair naturally curly? (click here) on 8/3/2002 9:43:39 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Joey Q asked a question entitled Have a favorite robot? (click here) on 7/23/2002 12:59:16 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

danny asked a question entitled How do you keep in shape? (click here) on 7/19/2002 5:15:14 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

John asked a question entitled Naked Pictures (click here) on 7/5/2002 12:15:31 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Hannah asked a question entitled Baby's Name (click here) on 7/1/2002 2:10:13 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

charlotte wallace asked a question entitled Loving Tom (click here) on 6/19/2002 1:11:08 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

charlotte wallace asked a question entitled Why do you wear different color shirts? (click here) on 6/19/2002 2:01:55 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

AYESHA, SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED. asked a question entitled Three way lesbian love making? (click here) on 6/13/2002 12:38:01 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Scott Bourne asked a question entitled Dating (click here) on 6/11/2002 6:59:20 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

jeremy asked a question entitled Your email address (click here) on 6/10/2002 4:22:00 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Cynith asked a question entitled You gay with Apollo? (click here) on 6/9/2002 12:33:30 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Trek on Thursdays asked a question entitled What was the name of that Vulcan Ship? (click here) on 5/8/2002 9:48:16 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Angelina asked a question entitled Ever want to kill Yoda? (click here) on 5/7/2002 9:17:22 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Pa'u Kai-Anne asked a question entitled Do you have any tattoos? (click here) on 5/4/2002 4:28:47 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Melissa asked a question entitled Worried about the worm? (click here) on 4/27/2002 11:56:48 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

captain morgan asked a question entitled Being Chief Engineer and Pregnant (click here) on 4/24/2002 12:26:18 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

wannabeyurluver asked a question entitled Why did you cut your eye? (click here) on 4/19/2002 1:14:23 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Mirror Spock asked a question entitled Your name is B'nana? (click here) on 4/16/2002 1:50:16 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Lindsey asked a question entitled Am I crazy? (click here) on 4/8/2002 4:05:41 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Michael Janeway asked a question entitled Warp Core of Voyager (click here) on 4/3/2002 12:27:14 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

tom asked a question entitled Stripping down in Malon freighter (click here) on 4/2/2002 2:44:38 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

tom asked a question entitled How large is your chest? (click here) on 3/19/2002 2:28:15 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Benjamin Stencok asked a question entitled Want a nude picture of you (click here) on 3/16/2002 1:25:08 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Captain Sharta of the Starship Galaxy asked a question entitled Who was your real dad? (click here) on 3/5/2002 3:38:50 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

asked a question entitled Are you sick of Bajor? (click here) on 2/17/2002 10:02:39 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

morgan asked a question entitled Legolas and Arwen? (click here) on 2/3/2002 1:37:16 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

dianne asked a question entitled Saruman gay? (click here) on 2/1/2002 9:09:41 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

bookwyrm asked a question entitled Passing the time (click here) on 1/28/2002 9:55:19 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Trekkie asked a question entitled Getting no action? (click here) on 1/25/2002 1:21:47 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Lanna asked a question entitled 7 of 9 over Tom? (click here) on 1/24/2002 10:16:14 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Neal asked a question entitled Jabba and Boba Fett (click here) on 1/23/2002 2:05:36 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Tessa Mannee asked a question entitled Working with Janeway (click here) on 1/16/2002 10:45:06 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Tower asked a question entitled Kissing Xena... (click here) on 1/15/2002 6:50:11 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Mousy asked a question entitled About your life, captain (click here) on 1/5/2002 7:29:54 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Rulitos asked a question entitled computer games? (click here) on 1/4/2002 2:22:57 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Lanna asked a question entitled Loving Tom (click here) on 12/19/2001 12:58:38 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Nerd asked a question entitled I was wondering... (click here) on 12/16/2001 2:50:37 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

bookwyrm asked a question entitled Jealous of Captain Janeway's relationship with 7 of 9? (click here) on 12/15/2001 8:42:23 AM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Leah asked a question entitled What was it like to be Chief Engineer? (click here) on 12/13/2001 5:32:34 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Leah asked a question entitled Why did you bring 7 of 9 onboard? (click here) on 12/12/2001 4:56:29 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

GibbonSpoon asked a question entitled The Captain.. (click here) on 12/12/2001 4:12:42 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Kari asked a question entitled Just wondering (click here) on 12/9/2001 1:14:33 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!

Alecia Wood asked a question entitled please? (click here) on 12/2/2001 4:08:39 PM Read Banana Torres (Belanna)'s answer!




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