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Review Summaries
"Bruce Willis lays Korben Dallas, a retired space fighter turned flying cab driver living in New York in the year 2257. When the world is threatened by an ancient evil (an intelligent, homicidal ball of fire named Mr Shadow in space) the President is forced to ask Dallas to help Vito Corneilius (a priest of an ancient rare order played by Ian Holm) to find the four elements (stones that, when put together with the mysterious Fifth Element, create the ultimate weapon to defeat evil) before the evil business man Zorg (played by Gary Oldman) who has been recruited to get the stones by Mr Shadow. While driving his cab Korbin meets Leeloo (Milla Jovovich), a half naked, foriegn woman who crashes through the roof of his cab whilst being chased by the police. He rescues her and takes her to Corneilius who tells Korbin that Leeloo is the Fifth Element. Leeloo informs Corneilius that the guardians of the stones gave them to Diva Plavalaguna, an alien opera singer, for safe keeping and Leeloo must meet her in Floston Paradise, a Hawaii like planet, where the Diva is performing in concert. Leeloo, Korbin (who is falling in love with Leeloo), Cornielius and Korbin's new friend crazy radio DJ Ruby Rhod (Chris Tucker) must battle to save the stones and the world from Zorg (also on his way to Floston Paradise), his ugly alien bounty hunters and Mr Shadow."
Leeloo, Resident Scholar
"Bruce Willis is charged with finding the Five Elements that can save the world from destruction by a massive stellar mass of pure Evil. It has a thin plot but overwhelming production quality and frantic pace throughout."
Artemis, Resident Scholar
"Bruce Willis is a retired military officer who gets pulled into a series of events when Milla Jovovich lands in his cab. He starts falling in love with her and soon is sought out by the military to save Earth by retrieving 4 stones by the time 'Evil' reaches Earth."
Xenos Existo, Resident Scholar
"An enourmous planet-like entity is hurtling towards Earth bent on destruction, and the only ones who can save the planet are a retired soldier-turned-taxi driver, a priest and his assistant, a radio show host, and the Fifth Element. (earth, wind, fire, water, Lilu.)"
Emily, Resident Scholar
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Plot
Composition of Movie Actual chase scenes or violence - 55% Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 35% Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 10%
**Fantasy or Science Fiction?**
- science fiction story
Technology/$$$$/Info hunt
Yes
Stealing/recovering/destroying
- magical artifact
Parody movie?
Yes
Main Character
Identity:
- Male
Profession/status:
- pilot, civilian
Age:
- 20's-30's
Is this an ordinary person caught up in events?
Yes
Hair color?
- blonde
- brunette (Brown)
Hair type
- (man) short/medium straight
Body type
- muscular (man)
Events of movie makes character more...
- happy
Ethnicity/Nationality
- White (American)
How sensitive is this character?
- hard edged
Sense of humor?
- Cynical sense of humor
Intelligence
- Smarter than most other characters
Physique
- Bulging muscles
Secondary Main Character
Identity:
- Female
Hair color
- red
Body type
- very skinny (female)
- ample chest & buttocks (female)
Unclothed?
- very tight clothes
- chest
How much in movie?
- 90%-100%
Ethnicity/Nationality
- White (American)
Main Adversary
Identity:
- Male
Age:
- 40's-50's
Profession/status:
- business executive
Eccentric:
Yes
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in:
- 60%
Hair color
- brunette (Black)
Hair style
- (man) short/standard straight
Body type
- skinny (man)
Ethnicity
- White
Sense of humor?
- Cynical sense of humor
Intelligence
- Smarter than most other characters
- Very much smarter than other characters
Physical condition
- average physique
How sensitive is this character?
- mean, arrogant
Setting
Earth setting:
- 20th century (1970's to Present)
- medium future 22-24th century
- distant future
- Polluted
- Over controlled society
A substantial portion of this movie takes place on a non-Earth planetary body:
- humans in a primitive/fantasy society
Takes place on Earth?
Yes
Planet outside our solar system?
Yes
Big cities?
Yes
Kind of city
- Beautiful sparkling advanced city
Style
Accounts of torture and death?
- generic/vague references to death/punishment
- moderately detailed references to deaths
Comedy or somewhat funny movie?
Yes
Sex/nudity in movie?
Yes
What kind of sex:
- vauge references only
- kissing
- seeing breasts
Any profanity?
- Occasional swearing
Kinds of F/X
- Things that change shape/morph
- exploding vehicles
- exploding bombs
- exploding spaceships
- exotic spaceships
- exotic aliens
- exotic big cities
- exotic alien landscape