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Vampires: Los Muertos Movie Review

Starring: Jon Bon Jovi, Cristian de la Fuente, Arly Jover, Darius McCrary, Natasha Wagner
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Review Summaries
"Derek Bliss, played by Jon Bon Jovi, is a vampire hunter. He gets a call to go to Mexico to hunt down an enclave of vampires who have overtaken a town. He and his friends join the local village priest to track them down. Armed with a gun that fires sharpened wooden stakes and a sword, Derek hunts down the vampires so that the village can return to peace."
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Plot

Composition of Movie
Actual chase scenes or violence - 50%
Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 40%
Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 10%




Horror film? Yes
Kind of Horror Story - hungry vampires

Main Character
Identity: - Male
Profession/status: - champion of justice
Age: - 20's-30's
Has special powers? Yes
Magical/mental powers of main character: - can see into the future
Is this an ordinary person caught up in events? Yes
Hair color? - blonde
Hair type - (man) short/medium straight
Body type - average (man)
Events of movie makes character more... - sensitive
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)
How sensitive is this character? - sensitive to others' feelings
Sense of humor? - Cynical sense of humor
Intelligence - Smarter than most other characters
Physique - average physique

Secondary Main Character
Identity: - Female
Hair color - red
Hair style - (woman) short/butch/lez
Body type - average (female)
How much in movie? - 60%
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)

Main Adversary
Identity: - An "It".
Age: - 20's-30's
Has special powers? Yes
Magical/mental powers of main antagonist: - is very quick - can see into the future - super strength
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in: - 40%
Hair color - brunette (Brown)
Hair style - (woman) short/butch/lez
Body type - average (female)
Intelligence - Smarter than most other characters
Physical condition - average physique
How sensitive is this character? - hard edged

Setting
Earth setting: - 20th century (1970's to Present)
Takes place on Earth? Yes
Desert? Yes
Small town? Yes

Style
Accounts of torture and death? - moderately detailed references to deaths
Tone of movie - fearful
Any profanity? - Occasional swearing
Kinds of F/X - Things that change shape/morph
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