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"Commander Riker, you're good with women," said Wesley. "How do you do it?" Riker gave a broad smile, a syruppy grin that distracted attention from his watery eyes. "That reminds me of my last romance," he sighed. "With the neuter girl?" said Wesley. "The androgenous person," said Riker, giving a sharp glance. "Just because she didn't have a gender didn't make her any less of a person. Why, I remember the time you fell in love with a girl who polymorphed into a monster-" "Ok, ok, I've been rebuked," Wesley continued. "So tell me about her." "She was very special," said Riker, remembering his experience. "A physical relationship was out of the question, of course." "Of course," said Wesley, smirking. "Yes," said Riker, glaring. "Of course." He paused, and his watery smile returned. "But we really had some great discussions about shuttle piloting. I remember, one time she touched the thruster controls, and said 'Will, this ties in with the main power, doesn't it?' She always had that special way of looking at things.... When the people of her planet found out about our relationship, they had her reprogrammed." "Reprogrammed? Why, because they were offended that she was dating someone with a gender?" said Wesley. He had heard the story many times before. Riker shook his head. "No, her parents said that they always wanted her to marry a doctor... but I think they just didn't like me...." | |||||||
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