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Star Trek: The Next Generation A day in the life of Counselor Troi. "Will, I sense something," said Troi. "Knock it off Deanna, you're always saying that," said Riker. "I have a real problem." "You're upset because the leader of Angle One has slapped you with a paternity suit," Troi commented. Riker sighed heavily. "I never thought when I put on those gigolo clothes and went to a private reception in her quarters-" "I sensed the two of you were fooling around," said Troi astutely. The communicator chimed. "Numba one," came the Captain's voice. "If you're finished discussing your paternity suit with Counselor Troi, I could use you on the bridge. Mr. Data is attempting to grow a moustache again, and I need a vivid example of the perils of facial hair." "On my way," said Riker, heading for the door. Troi yawned; it had been a long day. "I sense something," she said, staring at her image in the mirror. "No, that doesn't sound convincing.... I sense something," she said, with more feeling. "I sense something...." she added some dreamy inflection, "I sense something.... Yes, that's it...." Smiling, with a satisfied look on her face, she retired to her couch. Yawning she stretched her shoulders, but then she heard a sudden tearing sound. Suddenly there was a gigantic rip in her skintight body uniform. "Computer," said Troi, stepping up to her personal replicator. "Access Troi garment file." "Accessing." An image of a garment appeared on the screen. "Computer, modify parameters," said Troi. "Set tightness parameter to .3" "Warning," said the computer, beeping twice. "At new setting estimate 78% probability of clothing failure in two weeks." "Understood," said Troi. "Computer, lower neckline 2.4... no, make that 3.3-" "Warning," said the computer again. "You are attempting to exceed starfleet aesthetic guidelines-" "Computer, override aethetic guidelines, and manufacture," said Troi, angry at the prudish machine. The alcove hummed, and the garment appeared. After a few minutes of struggling to get it on, Troi found it fit perfectly. Turning to the mirror, she resumed her exercises, intoning, "I sense something...." | ||||||||
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