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Star Trek: Next Generation Captains Log, continuing. Q has returned, and he has given Riker the power of the Q. And now Riker is giving each of us gifts of affection. Riker said, "Now, let's see if I can guess what each of you want." He had a more dopey than usual expression on his face. He turned to face Picard. "I know what you want, my friend." He gave Picard his wide-eyed look, there was a flash, and.... Everyone gasped. Picard touched his head. "Yes, a full head of hair," said Riker. "How did you know?" said Picard, choked up. "Riker, stop it!" said Guinan. "I know what you want," said Riker, giving her the look. Guinan suddenly felt different. She felt her face, and... "Eyebrows!" she exclaimed. "I have eyebrows!" "Ahem," said Geordi, clearing his throat. He pointed to his visor. He was next. "Ah, yes," said Riker. He turned to LaForge. "I know what you want, Geordi." There was a flash, and a small device appeared in Geordi's hand. "What is it?" "Talk into it," Riker smiled. "Tell us what shape the engines are in." Geordi spoke into the device. "Well, the hypersonic oscilators are maintaining a normal parameter flow-" Suddenly the device spoke, in Geordi's own voice. "The engines are fine." "Now everyone can understand what you're saying." Riker smiled, but stopped when Dr. Crusher started to ferry Wesley to the turbolift. "Wait," said Riker. "Beverly, what you want is perhaps most obvious of all." He gave her the look. Everyone gasped. Wesley had disappeared. "You're welcome," said Riker, smiling. | ||||||||
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