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Captain's Log, stardate supplemental: Someone who looks like Abraham Lincoln has invited us to beam down to the planet surface below. But when we beamed down, all we found was a glowing rock creature. "I told you we shouldn't have trusted him!" McCoy exploded. "But nooo, you said we had to trust 'Honest Abe'" Suddenly a Vulcan stepped out of the rocks. Spock gasped. "Spock, who is it?" said Kirk. "It is... Surwreck, the greatest of all our Vulcans," said Spock. "Why, this is the one who started the business with logic?" asked McCoy. "Yes," said Spock slowly. "That, and he was also the first Vulcan to have a name beginning with the letter 'S'. It caught on like wildfire on Vulcan, centuries ago." "Greetings," said the glowing rock creature. "I have brought you here to study the differences between good, and evil." "What do you mean?" said Kirk. "We have brought here many creatures of good, and evil. And now you will fight." There was a flash, and suddenly the clearing was filled with people. On one side were Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Honest Abe, Surwreck, Snoopy, and Mr. Rogers. On the other were President Nixon, the Incredible Hulk, Darth Vader, the Wolfman, and the One-Eyed Giant Octopus. "Hey, hey, wait, wait," said Kirk, holding up his hands in the universal times-out sign. "We'll trade you, Snoopy for the Hulk man. What'd you say?".... | |||||||
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