|
ST:TNG A day in the life of Worf "Come on, let's go for a walk," said Worf, reaching into a cubboard for something. "Oh, Father, I hate wearing that thing," whined Alexander. Worf fitted the leash over his young Klingon child. "A warrior should be proud to wear the U'lmesh." "Father, I looked that word up! There is no such Klingon word!" Worf winced, but said nothing. He made sure the collar was secure. But then he noticed something on the young Klingon's face which made him angry. "Alexander, have you been playing with my painstick?" "No, Father!" said the young lad earnestly, blushing underneath a small burnt patch on his cheeck. "Hmmm," said Worf. They walked out in the corridor. Several of Alexander's classmates passed by. They laughed at him, pointing to his leash. "Father, I hate wearing this." "It is necessary," said Worf. "You must learn not to bite other people." "But why?" said the young lad. "It is not good to teeth on other members of the crew," said Worf. "And there is also the matter of your stealing." "What stealing?" said Alexander innocently. "Four days ago you were left alone for a few moments in the Captain's ready room-" "I didn't take his goldfish, honest! I don't know how they ended up in my pocket," said Alexander earnestly. "And his prized Shakespeare volume was found hacked to pieces on the holodeck," said Worf. "Captain Picard was so angry that he wanted to use you to test the transporter right after the rough ion storm we had last week." | ||||||||
Note: the views expressed here are only those of the reviewer(s). | Try our new Star Wars & Star Trek puzzle pictures!
Click here
Advertise with us Feedback Star Wars Revenge of the Sith plot spoilers Hobbits The politics game The lawyer game Games: Trivia Masters! Rescue your favorite scifi characters from slavery! Talk to your favorite scifi characters! Eating New Yorkers Computer Game Pomeranians Most recent TV & Movie discussions: Blade Runner: Blade Runner 3/19/2010 3:02:42 PM Alice in Wonderland: Alice in Wonderland 3/12/2010 3:47:50 PM Star Trek Enterprise: Jolene Blalock on T'Pol and Star Trek Enterprise 3/7/2010 11:02:27 PM Lord of the Rings: Why would Aragorn choose pig lips Arwen Evenstar over Eowyn? 3/5/2010 12:12:07 AM Stargate (TV): Is Teyla's character racist against black people? 3/3/2010 11:07:08 PM Stargate (TV): Why is Major Carter so Butch? 3/3/2010 11:00:12 PM Six Million Dollar Man & Bionic Woman: Why do fembots growl? 3/3/2010 10:49:55 PM Six Million Dollar Man & Bionic Woman: What was so great about the Six Million Dollar Man? 3/3/2010 10:41:43 PM Doctor Who: Who was the most annoying of the Doctor's companions? 3/3/2010 10:25:55 PM Doctor Who: Who was the best companion? 3/3/2010 10:20:36 PM Newest slaves: Kiefer Sutherland (Jack Bauer 24) 5:50:30 PM Farrah Fawcett (Charlies Angels) 5:49:32 PM Charlton Heston 5:48:18 PM Courteney Cox (Friends) 5:47:33 PM Sean Connery Bond 5:47:01 PM Slutty Drax Secretary 5:46:30 PM Raquel Welch 5:12:52 PM Nyssa 5:11:51 PM Quentin Tarantino 4:39:04 PM Rob Reiner (Meathead All in the Family) 4:34:50 PM All slaves (click here) Celebrity interviews: President George W. Bush 6:32:00 PM Jan-Michael Vincent 2:16:51 PM Captain Kathryn Janeway 3:47:46 PM Jack ONeill (Richard Dean Anderson) 1:39:22 PM Jennifer Aniston (Friends) 5:01:07 PM All celebrities (click here) | |||||||
TOP SCHOLAR: