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ST:TNG A day in the life of Worf "Come on, let's go for a walk," said Worf, reaching into a cubboard for something. "Oh, Father, I hate wearing that thing," whined Alexander. Worf fitted the leash over his young Klingon child. "A warrior should be proud to wear the U'lmesh." "Father, I looked that word up! There is no such Klingon word!" Worf winced, but said nothing. He made sure the collar was secure. But then he noticed something on the young Klingon's face which made him angry. "Alexander, have you been playing with my painstick?" "No, Father!" said the young lad earnestly, blushing underneath a small burnt patch on his cheeck. "Hmmm," said Worf. They walked out in the corridor. Several of Alexander's classmates passed by. They laughed at him, pointing to his leash. "Father, I hate wearing this." "It is necessary," said Worf. "You must learn not to bite other people." "But why?" said the young lad. "It is not good to teeth on other members of the crew," said Worf. "And there is also the matter of your stealing." "What stealing?" said Alexander innocently. "Four days ago you were left alone for a few moments in the Captain's ready room-" "I didn't take his goldfish, honest! I don't know how they ended up in my pocket," said Alexander earnestly. "And his prized Shakespeare volume was found hacked to pieces on the holodeck," said Worf. "Captain Picard was so angry that he wanted to use you to test the transporter right after the rough ion storm we had last week." | |||||||
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