"A rogueish warrior mercenary seeking adventure stumbles upon a beautiful princess-type and rescues her from barbaric thugs. This gets him involved in a conflict between two sisters who are daughters of the late king, each holders of a sword with a magic jewel, trying to gain the other's sword, re-uniting the jewels, which will give the holder supreme power. One of these sisters lives in the royal palace, and sacrifices her kinky daughter to cast a spell that turns her head soldier into a mindless, helmeted, unstoppable killer. The other sister lives in the forest and raises a rebel army, but she is also using her daughter (the princess-type) in a machiavellian plot. The princess-type and the mercenary fall in love, the two sisters have a duel and destroy each other, and the two lovers become the new King and Queen, with the two jewled sword, the "Eyes of the Serpent," being their source of power. There are also various supporting and cameo characters of thieves, gamblers, fortune-tellers, and a guy with two heads.
This is all handled in an attempt at being tounge-in-cheek, but the acting and writing is pretty dreadful, so it's hard to tell if it reallly is a parody, or if it's just bad. The fights are pretty stagey, but at least the leads are good looking."
Zorikh Lequidre, Resident Scholar
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Overall Review
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Plot
Composition of Movie Actual chase scenes or violence - 30% Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 40% Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 30%
**Fantasy or Science Fiction?**
- fantasy story on another world/distant past
Romance
Yes
Powerplays
Yes
Plotlets:
- overthrowing bad govt (sci-fi)/claiming throne (fantasy)
Technology/$$$$/Info hunt
Yes
Stealing/recovering/destroying
- magical weapon
Main Character
Identity:
- Male
Profession/status:
- champion of justice
Age:
- 20's-30's
Hair color?
- blonde
Body type
- muscular (man)
Unclothed?
- Chest
Events of movie makes character more...
- happy
How sensitive is this character?
- sensitive to others' feelings
Sense of humor?
- Strong but gentle sense of humor
Intelligence
- Smarter than most other characters
Physique
- Very athletic
Secondary Main Character
Identity:
- Female
Hair color
- blonde
Hair style
- (woman) medium/shoulderlgn wavy
Body type
- ample chest & buttocks (female)
How much in movie?
- 60%
Main Adversary
Identity:
- Female
Age:
- 40's-50's
Profession/status:
- Prince/Nobleman/King
Has special powers?
Yes
Magical/mental powers of main antagonist:
- can cast all sorts of spells
Eccentric:
Yes
- eccentric
- obsessed
- deluded
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in:
- 60%
Hair color
- brunette (Black)
Hair style
- (woman) medium/shoulderlgn wavy
Body type
- ample chest and buttocks (female)
Sense of humor?
- Cynical sense of humor
Intelligence
- Average Intelligence
Physical condition
- very athletic
How sensitive is this character?
- mean, arrogant
Setting
Forests?
Yes
Misc settings
- fort/castle
Style
Accounts of torture and death?
- very explicit references to deaths and torture
Tone of movie
- funny
Comedy or somewhat funny movie?
Yes
Sex/nudity in movie?
Yes
Any profanity?
- Occasional swearing
Kinds of F/X
- nasty human transformations
