"In a mythic past, a kind, gentle, muscular, barbarian king with big muscles and great hair, defends his people and sexy, scantily clad queen against mean, nasty barbarians. She holds a magic jewel that keeps her from harm. The bad guys manage to catch them both, steal the jewel, kill her, and escape to 20th century L.A. He follows. There he rescues, and meets, a TV reporter who is the spitting image of his late queen. She is impressed with his heroic goodness, and encourages him to fight against crime. His nemesis, meanwhile, had become a two-bit hood. He sees the barbarian king on the news, one thing leads to another, and they eventually have a showdown. In the end, Our Hero goes victoriously back to his time leaving the reporter pining for him.
This film has some charm, and good looking leads. It also looks like a less than professsional student film."
Zorikh Lequidre, Resident Scholar
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Plot
Composition of Movie Actual chase scenes or violence - 40% Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 30% Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 30%
**Fantasy or Science Fiction?**
- fantasy story on another world/distant past
Time Travel:
- primarily to the future
Romance
Yes
Romance Plotlets:
- two lovers separated by conflict/reuniting
Technology/$$$$/Info hunt
Yes
Stealing/recovering/destroying
- magical artifact
Time Travel Story?
Yes
To what time period?
- 1960's-1980's
Main Character
Identity:
- Male
Profession/status:
- Prince/Nobleman/King
Age:
- 20's-30's
Hair color?
- blonde
Body type
- muscular (man)
Unclothed?
- Chest and Buttocks
Events of movie makes character more...
- tougher
How sensitive is this character?
- sensitive to others' feelings
Sense of humor?
- Strong but gentle sense of humor
Intelligence
- Average intelligence
Physique
- Bulging muscles
Secondary Main Character
Identity:
- Female
Hair color
- blonde
Hair style
- (woman) medium/shoulderlgn wavy
Body type
- ample chest & buttocks (female)
Unclothed?
- buttocks and chest
How much in movie?
- 60%
Ethnicity/Nationality
- White (American)
Main Adversary
Identity:
- Male
Age:
- 20's-30's
Profession/status:
- dictator
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in:
- 40%
Hair color
- brunette (Black)
Hair style
- (man) short/standard straight
Body type
- muscular (man)
unclothed?
- chest
Ethnicity
- White
Sense of humor?
- Cynical sense of humor
Intelligence
- Smarter than most other characters
Physical condition
- very athletic
How sensitive is this character?
- mean, arrogant
Setting
Earth setting:
- 20th century (1970's to Present)
- during "Tolkien" (fairytime) times
Takes place on Earth?
Yes
Forests?
Yes
Big cities?
Yes
Misc settings
- bar/restaurant
Kind of city
- Dirty, crime-ridden (like NY)
Style
Accounts of torture and death?
- very explicit references to deaths and torture
Tone of movie
- funny
Sex/nudity in movie?
Yes
What kind of sex:
- kissing
- touching of personal anatomy
- actual description of sex
- seeing breasts
- seeing nude female butt
- seeing nude male butt
- sex under blankets
Any profanity?
- Some foul language
