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Vampires Movie Review

Starring: James Woods, Daniel Baldwyn, Sheryl Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith
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In New Mexico, a group of sadistic vampires hunters must lead a desperate fight and eradicate vampires before they find the Black Cross, a magical relic that would grant them the power to walk in sunshine.
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Composition of Movie
Actual chase scenes or violence - 50%
Planning/preparing, gather info, debate puzzle - 40%
Feelings, relationships, character bio/development - 10%




**Fantasy or Science Fiction?** - fantasy story on present day Earth
Horror film? Yes
Kind of Horror Story - hungry vampires

Main Character
Identity: - Male
Profession/status: - killer
Age: - 40's-50's
Hair color? - brunette (Brown)
Hair type - (man) short/medium wavy
Body type - very skinny (man)
Events of movie makes character more... - aggressive
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)
How sensitive is this character? - mean, arrogant
Sense of humor? - Mostly serious with occasional humor
Intelligence - Smarter than most other characters
Physique - average physique

Secondary Main Character
Identity: - Male
Hair color - brunette (Black)
Body type - fat (man)
Ethnicity/Nationality - White (American)

Main Adversary
Age: - 40's-50's
How much of work is main antagonist actually present in: - 20%
Hair color - brunette (Black)
Body type - muscular (man)
Ethnicity - White
Intelligence - Average Intelligence
Physical condition - very athletic
How sensitive is this character? - hard edged

Setting
Desert? Yes

Style
Accounts of torture and death? - very explicit references to deaths and torture
Tone of movie - upbeat
Sex/nudity in movie? Yes
What kind of sex: - kissing - licking - orgies - seeing breasts - seeing nude female butt
Any profanity? - A huge amnt of foul language
Kinds of F/X - exploding bombs
Is this movie based on a - book
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