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In the third movie, Chancellor Palpatine uses a combination of porno, nintendo, and liberal doses of junk food to seduce Anakin to the dark side of the force. Obi-Wan confronts Anakin and they fight it out. Obi Wan believes he has kills Anakin but in reality has only sliced open his nasal passages. Palpatine helps Anakin get a rhinoplasty and fits him with some new sinister black body armor he found on sale at Penny's. He also gives Anakin a new name meant to strike fear in the hearts of his enemies, Darth Vader. It's also revealed in this movie that Palpatine's mother-in-law not coincidentally bears the same name. Meanwhile Queen Amidala discovers she's pregnant with twins. Obi Wan asks how this can be, but the Queen says that Anakin shouldn't have solely relied on "the Force" as a means of birth control. When her children are born she plans on taking them both to live in luxury on Alderaan, but baby Luke bits her finger so gets sent off to live in the desert of Tattooine under the watchful eye of a caring mixed family of Jawas and Tuscan Raiders. | |||||
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