Why were Wesley Crusher's pants always open in the back?
Look, I'm not one to see something that's not there, but you can't help but notice that for several years Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher's zipper was in the back, not in the front, and the zipper was always open.
What was that all about? Was it a constant invitation for gay sex? Do you think it was to allow easy access for Commander Riker and/or the traveller? Do you think Wesley's Mom, Doctor Beverly Crusher, set a bad example by having sex with a gas cloud?
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