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Does going over to the dark side give you bad teeth and skin?
Now that we've seen the Emperor before he became the Emperor, the natural question that arises is how did he get such bad teeth and skin? Does going over to the dark side do that to you?

If so, what's in store if you're on the light side. Look at Yoda, the oldest Jedi. We always assumed he was a green puppet, but what if before imbracing the force he was human? What if Obi Wan had lived long enough, do you think he would've turned into a green midget?


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       staby posts on 7/24/2008 1:29:55 AM

palpatine became hideous because of the force lightning and vader because of the near death and resulting suit. dooko didn't look that bad, just a little old, and what about grievous? also, i think CGI looks better than puppets, but that doesn't mean who have to do everything CGI, look at Dark Knight!


       The commentator Master Masturbator posts on 12/8/2007 6:28:07 PM

WEll -_- yes it does. The dark side feasts off your skin and body. Play the KotOR games and you'll see xD


       Bubba posts on 12/8/2007 12:32:08 AM

About the younger anakin there was a younger anakin because that was that last age he was a jedi at


       Ross posts on 8/13/2007 6:03:47 AM

Yes, the Dark Side degrades the body in order to make the user more dependant on it. As for Yoda, Yoda is a species which currently does not have a name. There are several examples including Yaddle and Vandar.


       Tarkin posts on 5/18/2007 12:13:54 AM

wow porthos, you're so cool! i wish i had all the awesome star wars stuff that u have! just because u say something must make it true!! cuz u actually created the films and are a filmmaker yourself so u know wut to do! sheesh and people call me a star wars geek.....


       darth cj posts on 1/28/2007 4:06:27 PM

dont be to proud of the fact he can get laid as it is insignificant next to the power of knowledge. Knowledge is more seductive than good looks and charm!!!


       The commentator Bang Bang posts on 1/26/2007 2:29:56 AM

Congratulations to Darth CJ, who has more Star Wars books, posters, games, toys, and action figures than Porthos does...but, at least Porthos can get laid.


       darth cj posts on 1/21/2007 5:56:20 AM

i refuse to bow down to portos i know so much more about star wars i have the entire x-wing series (8 books) all sighned by michael stackpole (author) George Lucas and Dennis Lawson (wedge antillies) i also have a poster which is 2mx3m with various star wars characters and as i have been to every star wars convention ever i have over 500 autographs and much more


       The socially inept Kilroy posts on 12/21/2006 9:14:45 PM

The Sith have bad teeth and skin because the Jedi have a better health plan.


       Mary posts on 12/21/2006 12:48:00 PM

No, going to the dark side does not give you bad teeth and skin the emperor only got bad teeth and skin because Mace Windu deflected his force lightning.


       Sam the Sham posts on 12/20/2006 4:41:53 PM

if portos doesnt have a problem with it then neither should anyone else. now kneel before portos, the original collector of all things star wars, the possessor of the signed copy of splinter in the minds eye. all hail his lucas and his money grubbing tweaking of the films, creator of jar-jar, writer of such lines as "obi wan is going to kill me for this".


       Foo Man Chew posts on 12/20/2006 11:37:10 AM

I actually like the stop-action animation of the original King Kong and wouldn't want that changed. But, I liked the new King Kong effects, too. It depends on whether I'm watching something for nostalgia or realism. With "Kong" you got two different movies to choose from. With Star Wars, you got the "upgrade" of the same version. But, if you have the old version on DVD, you can watch those if you don't like the slicked up version. Truthfully, the "upgrade" made no difference to me. The dialog was still painful at times and the acting mostly wooden. FX can't change that.


       The commentator Porthos, the harsh voice of truth posts on 12/19/2006 11:50:42 PM

Don't "Whatever" me, man. I know exactly what Im talking about. I pride myself on being a loyal Star Wars fan from the beginning. I still have original Action figures and comic books and even a signed copy of "Splinter of the Mind's Eye". If I don't have a problem with CGI, neither should anyone else. The CGI Jabba moved a lot more realistically. The rickety old decrepit models of the old days dont cut the muster anymore. CGI is the only way to go now. And it looks perfectlyt fine. If you think otherwise, youre certainly welcome to your opinion. Even though youre wrong. You can cling desperately to your stagnant, archaic, outdated, antiquated film methods with your snobby little fans who are hopelessly mired in the past. The rest of us will be living in the now and enjoying the progress of technology. If its good enough for Lucas then it should certainly be good enough for you.


       The commentator Maddog posts on 12/19/2006 10:38:34 PM

Whatever man. The models have a certain "substance" to them that the CGI just does not have. This is especially true in regards to actual characters. The Puppet Jabba looks way more convincing and life-like than the cartoonish CG Jabba. The same can be said for all the rest of the characters.


       The commentator Porthos, the harsh voice of truth posts on 12/18/2006 10:10:31 PM

The CGI looked fine. Its the 21st century you know. New ideas, fresh approaches. People complaining about CGI are just looking for any old excuse to complain. Ive been with Star Wars since day one. If theres one thing I know its what works with Star Wars and what doesnt. And the CGI effects work. We cant remain in the days of hanging models from wires forever.


       The commentator Maddog posts on 12/18/2006 9:21:25 PM

Really, in answer to the question I am sure it was Palpatine's force lightning that caused his hideous disfiguration. I want to agree with one of the other posters though. The entire prequel trilogy would have been MUCH better if Lucas had used CGI primarily for the backgrounds etc. and puppets and models for the aliens and ships as he did with the original trilogy. The CGI just looks WAY TOO cartoon-like. Sad. Very Sad. I for one, was disapointed.


       lord of storm troopers posts on 12/10/2006 6:37:50 PM

could you ware a mask for sixty or fifty years without taking it off and then you are alive by just your brain and then trying to figer out how to become master


       The commentator Porthos, the harsh voice of truth posts on 12/1/2006 1:25:18 AM

The series is supposed to take place within the 20 year gap between episodes 3 and 4. Lucas has been quoted as he'll be inventing new filming techniques to make special effects easier and more affordable.


       The commentator Rand : Licensed Eccentric posts on 11/30/2006 11:21:16 PM

My brother told me that a Star Wars television series is in the works. Has anyone else heard anything about it? If so, what is it going to be about? Will any of the actors or their characters from the movies be involved? Take Care...


       The commentator Porthos, the voice of reality posts on 11/28/2006 5:52:03 AM

Im guessing theyre going by how you looked as a Jedi by the time of your death. Obi-Wan's ghost stated in RotJ that Vader, in a figurative sense, essentially "Killed" Anakin. Anakin DIED in his mid to late twenties, so that's how he looked. His time as a Sith didnt count. Yoda and Obi-Wan were jedi up till their deaths.


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