Why would Tom marry B'nana?
In a recent episode Tom married B'nana. This makes absolutely no sense. Who could possibly be attracted to those ugly turtle ridges? Furthermore, without some genetic engineering, all their kids would have turtle ridges too!
Could it be that there were no other eligible women on the ship (except the retarded Bajoran woman, the sexless 7, and Captain "Once you do it with a hologram you never go back" Janeway)?. When they hug each other very closely, do you think her ridges imprint on his forehead?
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