The commentator Rand : Licensed Eccentric
posts on 12/7/2006 1:37:43 PM
Bang, I admit it. I am one very fracked up individual. I suppose that's what happens when you're raised by walruses and penguins. Blasted OCD, even now it's driving me crazy where I messed up on the next to last sentence of my last post. It should have read and Kara pounces on him. At least I think it should. Fracking grammar. Where are my Ludens? By the way, everyone please try to remember the importance of this day. If you're fortunate enough to know someone who served in WWII give them your thanks. Take Care.
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The commentator Bang Bang
posts on 12/7/2006 12:48:21 AM
Rand...you're not right!! LOL!! I almost coughed up my left lung from laughing so hard at your last post! Now we're all going to have to keep a close eye on Lee Adama in future episodes, to see if he's walking funny. Knowing Kara, she probably didn't even bother to use vasoline, either. No respect! Have a good one, everyone!
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The commentator Rand : Licensed Eccentric
posts on 12/6/2006 9:46:04 PM
It's not a very well known fact, but a scene was cut from the Lee, Kara coupling. Kara sweeps Lee up in his-her arms, carries him to a secluded forest clearing and gently sets him down on a blanket of thick green moss. Kara then stands over him, smiling as she unzips her pants, revealing a twelve inch bronstooker. Lee screams in horror as the full New Caprica moonlight casts a giant, fully erect shadow across his face as Kara pounces on him. The next day everyone keeps asking, "Why you walking so funny, Lee?" Take Care.
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Children Shouldnt Play With Dead Things
posts on 12/6/2006 7:35:01 PM
Bang Bang, do you mean the original Mary Ann as she is today or as she was back then? She is now 68 years old! The photos on the net arent that bad for an old lady and she has a huge rack! Those cant be real.
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The commentator Bang Bang
posts on 12/5/2006 10:43:21 PM
Rand, if the original Mary Anne from Gilligans Island would appear on the episode you're talking about, I would definitely watch it! With her little shorts, tied-up shirt, and pigtails, she would be a lot better looking than Katee Sackhoff. Have a good one, all males who like real women!
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The commentator Rand : Licensed Eccentric
posts on 12/5/2006 10:16:03 PM
Five years without sex is nothing. Heck, I've gone.., er, never mind. By the way, on the next exciting episode of gino GALACTICA IN NAME ONLY, a cosmic storm strikes the fleet and the freighter SS MINNOW is lost and crashes on an uncharted desert planet where they find a crashed Cylon shuttle and rebuild one of its robotic Centurions to be their slave. They also program it to talk with a fake lisp and prance around real flamboyant like. Take Care.
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Children Shouldnt Play With Dead Things
posts on 12/4/2006 10:02:16 PM
I think Starbuck tore up Apollo with a strap on and when she realized he would end up with a colostomy bag she dumped him. Then again I always thought Doctor Smith on Lost in Space was a pedophile who lusted after Will Robinson even before Will grew up to be a Minbari named Lennier who seemed like some kind of Eunuch with some serious ISSUES regarding intimate relations in that he never scored once in 5 years on Babylon 5. I better stop! Im getting into one of those stream of consciousness things that could go on for hours and end up on Gilligans Island with a stop over on LOST. So why is there no LOST board here? Or one for JERICHO for that matter. Ok thats it! CIAO!
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The commentator Rand : Licensed Eccentric
posts on 12/4/2006 11:43:38 AM
Bang, I saw Anne Lockhart on a sporting show on some cable channel last week. She is just a lovely as ever and still has that beautiful smile. I don't know what the program was called but the man Anne was talking with said that Lorne Green often went to his ranch to shoot skeet. Once, Lorne grabbed his shot gun and said "Come on, Hoss, Little Joe, Starbuck, let's go kill some Klingons. Take Care.
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The commentator Bang Bang
posts on 12/4/2006 1:22:26 AM
Plus, Sheba has a much better butt than Katee Sackhoff. And a prettier face. And more beautiful hair. And a sexier body. And more luscious lips. Oh, wait, of course--Sheba is a WOMAN!!
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The commentator Rand : Licensed Eccentric
posts on 12/3/2006 10:57:35 PM
Bang, please don't put that horrible, horrible image in my mind. Childhood role models engaging in unhetrosexual activities, URGHHH. Rand hits forehead against computer station's simulated woodgrain finish. Buttercup, Widget, where are my cherry flavored Ludens?
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The commentator Bang Bang
posts on 12/2/2006 6:04:03 AM
The post, "Apollo Did It With Starbuck" makes the hair on my neck (and everywhere else) stand up, because to me, Apollo and Starbuck will always be Richard Hatch and Dirk Benedict. That's the way it SHOULD be. Now, Apollo doing it with Sheba--I might have to rent THAT video!
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The commentator Rand : Licensed Eccentric
posts on 12/2/2006 1:49:34 AM
I at least hope Jamie Bambler got a distemper shot after kissing Mr. Sackoff. Personally, I would smash my member off between two giant rocks covered with broken glass before touching he she or it. Oh yes, tonight's episode was as boring as a Monday night in West Blockton. Except for Adama and the President smoking weed. Take Care.
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