The commentator SJ
posts on 3/4/2009 10:28:17 PM
All Yoda had to does was come knocking on my door to get some; I certainly would have obliged the little green guy! But since he didn't, I guess he got what he was to insensitve to feel...Anakin's pain about being in love. The whole series is nothing but a big mis-communication nightmare! Jedi are suppose to be supportive and compassionate about each other while it seemed to me that they need to rephrase their code a little by the looks of what happened for the first (I, II, III) three movies...
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The commentator shakety-shak
posts on 10/22/2006 2:04:46 PM
not sure on that one, it really depends, he can be sometimes, but i think he was more of a tightass in the prequels, when he actually had his marbles, in the original trilogy he was a nutcase when encountering luke, but later regained his gewd old form later in the film: empire strikes back
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posts on 6/3/2006 11:56:24 AM
yoda you are the best you jump to much and high.. Hi how old are you honestly do you think annekian is evil deep down in your heart
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The commentator Darth Bane
posts on 10/13/2005 4:23:50 PM
Ok, to make a very looooooong story short. Yoda was toaught in the "New" Jedi Way. Originally Jedis were very emotional. They had families and what not. Until some began to be too emotional. The Jedi order was split into two. The Light and Dark Jedi (Those Dark Jedi would later find a planet and incorporate the religion that is the Sith...but thats another story). A great war lasting many years ensued. The Jedi prevailed. To prevent that from ever happening again the Jedi established the Code. A Code that prevents one to become too emotional thus eliminating a great threat of the Dark Side. Or so they believed. You see, the Sith had evolved, becoming cunning and deviouse, instead of bold and viciouse as before. Yoda's Jedi Order remained the same. Only too late did he realize this. Yoda didnt realize that for the Jedi towin he had to return to the roots that is a Jedi Order. That emotion is good. Anakin understood this, and later his son would incorporate those ideals into the New Jedi Order. Understand?
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Ithorian
posts on 6/11/2005 10:15:42 AM
Yoda is still cool whether he gets laid or not.
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jet
posts on 6/9/2005 2:37:42 PM
so to sum it up, ya'll are saying that Yoda needs to get laid. I couldn't agree more. (lol)
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The commentator darth malacious
posts on 5/26/2005 12:45:35 PM
i think master yoda doesnt need females (or males for that matter)because he loves shagging. He is a jedi master after all perhaps the greatest so i guess he needs to be independent and set a precedent. maybe the jedis actually help each other out in masturbation acts.becausethe jedis are always close to nature and the force which is natural i guess masturbation also comes as a natural alternate to not having sex otherwise!
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The commentator Angry Storm-trooper
posts on 5/24/2005 4:43:30 PM
Too funny, this forum should have gotten more Play, We storm troopers like Yoda. He obviously knew we couldn't be trusted but he didn't pre-judge us. I say his fair and impartial brand of looking the other way was exactly what all good empires need. How us would a good clone get a great role in 5 out of 6 of the greatest films ever made... Yoda for president
- the real "star" of Star Wars
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The commentator DaKine
posts on 5/24/2005 4:20:45 PM
Whether Yoda can't, or won't, makes no difference to me.
Who would you rather have as room-mates? A bunch of priests, dads, judges, cops, school teachers, personal trainers, bankers, soccer moms etc.
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a couple of Siths?
I'd certainly choose the latter. I would also have my portion of the rent monies paid to them EARLY of course. They'd also probably have you paying more than your share. I wouldn't recommend complaining. At least you know you could crank your stereo and stay up late and drink beer and eat poorly and wear dirty clothes and never clean and scream at any neighbors' kids you want and all that.
SWS (single white sith). Looking for quiet room. Prefer Death Star locale. No pets. Non-smoker. Exc. cook.
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I Shall Call You.. MiniMe
posts on 5/23/2005 2:37:08 AM
I think anything that wants you to stop having emotional attachments and sex is (ok I can't say cr@p) a big baddie boo boo.
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