Spending quality time with Abe Lincoln and Sureck
Captain's Log, stardate supplemental: Someone who
looks like Abraham Lincoln has invited us to beam
down to the planet surface below. But when we
beamed down, all we found was a glowing rock
creature.
"I told you we shouldn't have trusted him!"
McCoy exploded. "But nooo, you said we had to
trust 'Honest Abe'"
Suddenly a Vulcan stepped out of the rocks.
Spock gasped.
"Spock, who is it?" said Kirk.
"It is... Surwreck, the greatest of all our
Vulcans," said Spock.
"Why, this is the one who started the
business with logic?" asked McCoy.
"Yes," said Spock slowly. "That, and he was
also the first Vulcan to have a name beginning
with the letter 'S'. It caught on like wildfire
on Vulcan, centuries ago."
"Greetings," said the glowing rock creature.
"I have brought you here to study the differences
between good, and evil."
"What do you mean?" said Kirk.
"We have brought here many creatures of good,
and evil. And now you will fight."
There was a flash, and suddenly the clearing
was filled with people. On one side were Kirk,
Spock, McCoy, Honest Abe, Surwreck, Snoopy, and
Mr. Rogers. On the other were President Nixon,
the Incredible Hulk, Darth Vader, the Wolfman, and
the One-Eyed Giant Octopus.
"Hey, hey, wait, wait," said Kirk, holding up
his hands in the universal times-out sign. "We'll
trade you, Snoopy for the Hulk man. What'd you
say?"....
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