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How did Darth Vader eat lunch?
Even powerful, evil Jedi like Darth Vader have to eat; but how did he eat through his mask and helmet? Every time he wanted to eat, I think, he needed to take it off; but that would expose his raw brains. Don't you think that would cause fellow diners (Imperials?) to lose their appetites? Or do you think he only ate with the Emperor, who didn't mind such things?

Furthermore, with his brain exposed like that, didn't it get drafty when his helmet was off? Did he have some sort of cushiony padding inside there? I didn't see any.

And where did he sleep at night? Sitting in a chair inside his egg in that Super Star Destroyer? Not very comfortable, if you ask me.


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       Ross posts on 8/13/2007 6:08:32 AM

A: Darth Vader's brain is not exposed, he still has a skull and skin. B: he uses something like an IV for nutrients, so he doesn't eat persay.


       Joe Mama <.> posts on 11/20/2006 4:16:46 PM

He was fed by using the force through a bendy straw that went through his mask without harm.


       The commentator posts on 8/8/2006 3:44:25 PM

He didn't eat. The Emperor had a fusion reaction install in his butt.


       The commentator posts on 8/8/2006 8:40:33 AM

he cant eat luch because he cant eat through his mask and he will die if he takes it off sence he sence he had his left arm cut off by count ducoo (in episode 2)and both of his legs and his right arm cut off and was caght on fire (episode 3) he had to get a new machinichal body so he would not have to eat he could just program it into himself that he was full and he would not have to sleep because he could tell himself he wasnt tired.


       The commentator posts on 7/10/2006 9:48:14 AM

maybe he chewed his food then swallowed


       rand posts on 2/17/2006 9:56:46 PM

fly, don't you worry. we're all gonna chip in and buy you some false choppers where you can eat solid food again. and darth frogger, i don't know where you could find the info you need on vader. there is a star wars' encyclopedia out there. or maybe you could see if there is an official star wars' website you could e-mail. good luck on your report. take care.


       The commentator Anonymous posts on 2/17/2006 5:14:31 PM

And where waa the bathroom in that little egg???


       Darth Frogger Of Australia (Aussie Aussie Aussie!) posts on 2/16/2006 9:12:02 PM

I realise that this is off the main subject, but i have to do a speech on Darth Vader, and need various thing like hight, weight and helmet size! this was requested by my yr 11 teachure, and althou the weight and helmet size is never metioned to my knollege, i would be greatful for any sugestions to be put forward by anyone!


       The Fly posts on 1/30/2006 1:15:42 PM

Vader reguritated a vile fluid consisting of digestive enzymes and acidic bile that liquified his solid food into a pre-digested soup, which he slurped up through his probiscus...no, wait. That's ME!


       The controversial Paul Loudon posts on 1/30/2006 5:43:55 AM

He's Darth Vader, he can eat whatever he likes!


       rand posts on 1/29/2006 12:24:32 AM

i always figured vader ate in this fashion. he took off his helmet, picked up something appealing, put it in his mouth, chewed it up and swallowed. if it was something too large to get in his mouth all at once he probably used instruments similiar to a knife and fork to cut it up into much smaller pieces which would fit in his mouth. i figure he also consumed liquids in much the same way, minus the chewing, of course. now class, next week we will cover how sci fi characters dispose of bodily waste when nature calls. take care.


       hunter posts on 1/28/2006 8:07:34 AM

all of us have thought how did darth use the bathroom right well i don't know but may be his bottom of his suit comes down so he does not blowup =]


       rand posts on 1/27/2006 10:38:23 PM

better bush than a kennedy or a kerry. that might make jar jar stupid, but at least he wouldn't be a liar or a murderer.


       Clownshoe posts on 1/27/2006 10:42:14 AM

You're right, Jar-Jar couldn't leave a girl to die like that, so no Kennedy analogy can be made. He's a coward who would never go to war, so no Kerry. He's an inept, bumbling, word-salad spewing goof, created for comic relief during the tension filled moments of the Empire's take-over. Hey...he's GEORGE BUSH!


       The commentator Andrew posts on 1/27/2006 10:21:44 AM

He does not eat like normal people. He take food capsules or somthing like that. Also that is not his brain. It is his scalp. It is grey because it is never in the sun.


       The commentator Gary Yorty posts on 1/27/2006 9:03:34 AM

Rand, you forgot to mention one important thing: for Jar-Jar to become the perfect Kennedy, he'd have to drive a car off a cliff and then run off, leaving a young girl to die inside. If Jar-Jar isn't quite up to that, he could always go and fight in Vietnam, come home and talk smack on all our soldiers, support Jane Fonda, and then run for President by saying what a great war hero he is. By the way, I looked at the results of the last Iraqi election--and John Kerry lost again!!


       rand posts on 1/27/2006 12:14:03 AM

actually, i think jar jar is a lot more intelligent and less anoying than some of our senators in washington. give him a new england accent and make him a drunk and he'd make the perfect kennedy. take care.


       The commentator joe posts on 1/26/2006 5:34:11 PM

I think Jar Jar Binks was the most annoying character in any film I have ever watched. And to have givein him the senators job? come on


       The commentator Chris Murillo posts on 1/26/2006 1:12:51 AM

Well for starters this is a silly question. I mean seriously i can only recall two accounts where eating was a topic in the SW movies. One being when Luke is eating dinner in ANH and the only thing that was on my mind was what kind of Kool-Aid they were drinking and secondly was in Episope I when Jar Jar was "frogging" food from the table why Qui Gon didnt end him there and save all of the real SW fans the despair of seeing a gungan of Jar Jar's calibur on the senate. I mean he literally had the cat's tongue and he did nothing. Damn the Qui Gon.


       The commentator Evenstar posts on 1/25/2006 4:25:02 PM

He could have been fed with a removable feeding tube. He really messed himself up catching on fire like that.


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