Return to Star Trek Classic main page Talk directly to Mr. Spock (Leonard Nimoy) Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) Trivia (click here): what is t name of the captain Help rescue Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) from slavery! (click here) TV-Parodies - Star Trek Classic Another look at the Galileo 7 Remember Star Trek: The Galileo 7 ?     "Well, that's abooot it," said Scotty. "We canna lift off until we lose 300 pounds."     "Well, let's see," said McCoy. "That's about the weight of the sonic dampener... or the spare thruster circuits...."     "Or two security guards," said Spock. "I mean, two people. May I remind you, Doctor, that I am in command."     "Surely you can't be talking about leaving two of us behind!" thundered McCoy, raising his eyebrows.     Spock matched McCoy, eyebrow for eyebrow, raising his even an inch higher than McCoy's. "That is exactly what I am referring to. Every piece of equipment is vital."     "But... but... how about the chairs?"     "These swivel chairs provide excellent rotation, Doctor. No, the choice of who will be left behind will be a logical one."     "But surely... you wouldn't leave me or you behind," said McCoy.     Spock raised an eyebrow again. "I said I would make a logical choice, Doctor, not a stupid one."     "What about Scotty?"     Scotty suddenly perked his ears up.     "Obviously we need Mr. Scott to fix the circuitry."     Scotty heaved a sigh of relief. It was a good thing he wasn't showing his weight yet.     "What about me?" said a yeoman. "I'm a trained tricorder operator. Watch!" She turned on her tricorder, and a loud whine filled the room. "There's nothing in the area sir," she said, listening intently to the whine.     McCoy murmurred, "That leaves...."     Spock raised his eyebrows yet again, looking to a corner of the shuttlecraft where the red- shirted security contingent were huddled. Everyone followed his gaze.     Spock addressed one of the security guards. "Mr. Gittano, go to the valley across the way, and... patrol."     "Me?" said Gittano. "For how long?"     Spock curled his lip. "I'll let you know."     One hour later....     "Spock! Gittano's been hit!" said McCoy. "By a large spear!"     "Indeed," said Spock. He turned to another security guard. "Mr. Lattimer, I noticed a large primitive shield in the next valley over. Go and retrieve it for me."     "That shield must be over forty feet wide and weigh hundreds of pounds," said Lattimer.     "Then I suggest you be suitably pumped up for the task," said Spock. After Lattimer left, Spock said, "Mr. Scott, we'll be ready to leave in ten minutes."     Suddenly there was a scream.     "Make that five," said Spock. Click here to post a message Click here to post a message Other Recent Star Trek Classic Discussions Getting to know the Horta Spending quality time with Abe Lincoln and Sureck Another look at the Galileo 7 Ultimately, did Vejur really want to be fixed up on a blind date? Nomad seeks perfection.... "The Naked Time"--an episode of the evils of alcohol? Mr. Sulu is a homosexual! 6/4/2008 8:58:50 PM "Mark of Gideon"--A pitch for family planning 5/4/2008 10:15:47 PM Star Trek's dim view of earth-hugging hippies 5/4/2008 10:10:06 PM Nancy Crater a bisexual monster? 5/4/2008 10:02:29 PM Women portrayed as dummies by classic Trek? 4/30/2008 6:26:42 PM Clothing and sex roles in classic Trek 4/30/2008 6:20:26 PM How Vulcans keep their women in line with finger sex 4/30/2008 5:23:54 PM "This Side of Paradise" an episode against marijuana usage? 4/30/2008 5:09:07 PM Uhura as the Barbie Doll Moesha of the 1960's 4/8/2007 8:20:58 AM Kirk fights the Gorn on the Star Trek rocks 10/22/2006 5:58:19 AM Star Trek's mixed message on protecting endangered species 7/6/2006 9:48:46 AM What does the Horta have to say about Single Parenting? 4/16/2006 7:46:30 AM Dr. Leonard McCoy - No cure for facial warts in 23rd century? 7/9/2005 2:03:55 PM Klingon intolerance for crossdressers 4/12/2005 11:35:30 PM Note: the views expressed here are only those of the posters.

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