Return to Star Trek Classic main page Talk directly to Mr. Spock (Leonard Nimoy) Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) Trivia (click here): what is t name of the captain Help rescue Captain James T. Kirk (William Shatner) from slavery! (click here) TV-Parodies - Star Trek Classic Ultimately, did Vejur really want to be fixed up on a blind date? Remember Star Trek: The Motionless Picture? Captain's Log, stardate supplemental. We have penetrated the heart of the cloud known as V'jer, led by the robotic copy of our navigator, Lt. Illia. The probe threatens to destroy the earth unless it gets what it wants. But what does it want?     "I believe I know," said Spock, studying intently the whine from his tricorder. "V'jer is looking for a date."     "What????" said McCoy.     "Consider, if you will, the following," said Spock. "V'jer has travelled the galaxy. It has seen and recorded sights and wonders that must be beyond our comprehension. But it's never had a date. Not even a one-night stand. V'jer is lonely, Captain."     "So what do we do, fix it up on a blind date?" said McCoy. "And with what, our ship's computer?"     "V'jer wants," said Illia, speaking for the first time. "V'jer wants... to date one of you."     "One of us?" said Decker. Suddenly he gave a gleeful grin. "Captain Kirk, I think you're being paged."     "Just one moment," said Kirk, holding out a hand. "Just what sort of date do you have in mind?"     "We will be together," said Illia. "There will be a light, that will make your hair stand on end. Then you will be atomized, together, with me."     Kirk cleared his throat diplomatically. "I'm afraid I'm a little old for that sort of thing. Hey, why not go for someone younger?" He turned to Decker.     "Someone more gullible," added McCoy.     "Someone more expendable," said Spock, pushing Decker forward.     "Hey, wait!" said Decker. "Can't we talk about this?" The others started to push him forward. "Wait, wait, at least let's beam down some chocolates, some flowers, and do this right!"     "V'jer does not need those," said Illia, as the lights started to form around them. "Come on, Decker, let us get on with this. There are at least three more probes waiting in line behind us to threaten your planet.".... Click here to post a message Click here to post a message Other Recent Star Trek Classic Discussions Getting to know the Horta Spending quality time with Abe Lincoln and Sureck Another look at the Galileo 7 Ultimately, did Vejur really want to be fixed up on a blind date? Nomad seeks perfection.... "The Naked Time"--an episode of the evils of alcohol? Mr. Sulu is a homosexual! 6/4/2008 8:58:50 PM "Mark of Gideon"--A pitch for family planning 5/4/2008 10:15:47 PM Star Trek's dim view of earth-hugging hippies 5/4/2008 10:10:06 PM Nancy Crater a bisexual monster? 5/4/2008 10:02:29 PM Women portrayed as dummies by classic Trek? 4/30/2008 6:26:42 PM Clothing and sex roles in classic Trek 4/30/2008 6:20:26 PM How Vulcans keep their women in line with finger sex 4/30/2008 5:23:54 PM "This Side of Paradise" an episode against marijuana usage? 4/30/2008 5:09:07 PM Uhura as the Barbie Doll Moesha of the 1960's 4/8/2007 8:20:58 AM Kirk fights the Gorn on the Star Trek rocks 10/22/2006 5:58:19 AM Star Trek's mixed message on protecting endangered species 7/6/2006 9:48:46 AM What does the Horta have to say about Single Parenting? 4/16/2006 7:46:30 AM Dr. Leonard McCoy - No cure for facial warts in 23rd century? 7/9/2005 2:03:55 PM Klingon intolerance for crossdressers 4/12/2005 11:35:30 PM Note: the views expressed here are only those of the posters.

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