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How to improve Enterprise ratings by working T'Pol's boobs into the plotlines
In a bid to boost viewership, Star Trek: Enterprise is changing drastically, starting with the name of the show. The new name of the show will be Star Trek: T'Pol's Breasts, and each episode will have a Vulcan breast related theme. Upcoming episodes:
1) "Critical Malfunction" The washing machines fail, the crew runs out of clothes, and rather than wear dirty clothes, T'Pol is forced to go topless.
2) "Spacial Anomaly". A spacial anomaly mysteriously flings clothes off of crewmembers. The anomaly affects everyone, including Hoshi and the other female crewmembers, but affects Vulcans the worst, causing T'Pol to go topless.
3) "Surek Day". In honor of Surek's birthday, Vulcan law requires T'Pol to go topless. She wants to defy tradition, but Trip convinces her to do the right thing.
4) "Microbe invaders". Tiny microbes have invaded Trip's chest, and the only way to kill them is to expose them to antibodies on the tips of T'Pol's boobs. She rubs against him clinically.
5) "Gas invaders" Gaseos creatures invade T'Pol's body and have her take off her top to study the nudity taboo.
6) "Culture". T'Pol takes off her top, rubs against Trip, and kisses him, and then denies she is doing anything sensual.
7) "Pon Farr Part 10" T'Pol experiences Pon Farr for the tenth time this season. She goes topless in the ultraviolet rubdown room until Phlox can synthesize enough jell to rub down her body several times over.
8) "Alternate Reality". Trip and Archer come back from a shuttlepod mission to find T'Pol walking around topless. They interrogate her about it but she finds being topless perfectly normal. Later, they realize it is all a dream episode.
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rand
posts on 1/14/2006 1:45:17 AM
i had an idea for an episode where a transporter malfunction leave's t'pol's mind in tucker's body and vice versa. the rest of the episode would have t'pol chasing tucker around trying to keep him from feeling her body up. take care.
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BragaBasher
posts on 11/15/2005 12:53:56 PM
Obviously, Braga's brainstorm about boobs being running guests stars didn't pump up the ratings as much as some adolescent blood flow to the nether regions...where Enterprise's ratings remained until it's demise.
so when Maxim came calling, guest who answered the call in all their hard-nippled glory? Oh well, that's where Bragra recruited these two cast members from anyway.
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The socially inept redwarrior
posts on 11/14/2005 3:41:27 PM
are you people boob enticed? i know that womens breast are of some interest but some of us just consider it part of the make up of our bodies.i mean we dont check your "blank blank" size here.how rude can you get!!!
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The commentator redrcok
posts on 11/14/2005 3:36:26 PM
how did your boobs get that big and how much wood it cost to get with u
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Mr. Plot
posts on 2/13/2005 1:19:09 PM
"Alien Invaders" Aliens invade the Enterprise, but it is discovered they have a hidden weakness; they are deathly afraid of breasts. Only a topless T'Pol can save the Enterprise. She duels the alien leader, and smothers him between her boobs.
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Mom
posts on 2/2/2005 10:41:43 PM
who ever wrote this post has a great sense of humor and it also has the (nipple) ring of truth. By the way, has the series been ended?
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weee
posts on 2/2/2005 6:57:44 AM
Damn... somebody photoshop that picture for us! At least this series is good for something.
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