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TV-Commentary - The Phantom Menace
The Ten Top Things That Should Have Happened In The Phantom Menace but didn't
1) Darth Sidious should have dropped his hood to reveal Steven Spielberg

2) Darth Maul should have attacked Qui-Gon in the rain so we could've seen his face smudge

3) Jar-Jar should've been run over by a pod-racer

4) Obi-Wan should've gotten his ponytail caught in one of the doors of the Trade Federation Ship.

5) Anakin should've been eaten by the giant fish monster.

6) Obi-Wan should have sliced Jar-Jar in two.

7) Senator Palpatine should've taken PAC money from Boba Fett

8) Princess Amidala should've gone on a shopping spree on Coruscant

9) Princess Amidala should have been captured by Tuscan Raiders on Coruscant and sold to white slave traders.

10) Jar-Jar should've been eaten by Tuscan Raiders.


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       Mercyless posts on 2/10/2006 12:20:45 PM

You are insane. And there are many other things that should have happened but didnt.


       aliciaskywalker posts on 6/28/2005 1:16:08 PM

You weird people. This sounds like plans for outtakes


       The commentator aaqib posts on 5/7/2005 9:10:42 AM

Darth Maul Should Have Not Died he should have ahd a 3 duel match vs count dooku an darth vader drath maul would av won


       The commentator Shade Stephen posts on 3/18/2005 2:54:07 AM

1) Darth Maul should´ve won the combat. 2) Darth Sidious should´ve forgotten to change his clothes before going to the Senate. 3)Jar Jar should´ve made problems when the bongo got in trouble. 4)The droids of Trade Federation should´ve been stolen. 5)Queen Amidala should´ve gone out with Darth Maul. 6)Obi-Wan should have fallen asleep during the final combat.


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