The commentator SJ
posts on 3/4/2009 10:16:29 PM
I doubt that he was or has ever been a child molester because if he was I would definitely have to the best first in line to get a piece of that green-ness! Oh Yes! But now I don't know because I passed child a few years back...darn! But I'd give anything to have him teach me more than just Jedi lessons! :-)
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The commentator Porthos, the harsh voice of truth
posts on 12/9/2006 3:28:33 PM
"I have to say only one thing he is not Michael Jackson." What a brain dead thing to say. Jackson has been cleared of any and all charges of pedophilia in a court of law under due process. The two main accusers over the years have had histories of suspicious behavior, but the press wants Jackson to be guuilty because it means ratings so they dont show us the entire story.He's a weirdo but that doesnt mean he's a pedophile. You werent actually there so you have no true way of backing up your assertation. Youre just spouting off lines a sensationalistic press wants you to beleive. Like it or not the evidence supports Jackson never did a thing to any kids and the current accuser has other dishonest attempts to sue.
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The commentator Cambell Foskett
posts on 12/9/2006 2:28:19 PM
yoda is not but the sexual naket sex
lover who wants to have sex with every girl there is wich is padme
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posts on 5/1/2006 11:12:25 AM
Its this Star Wars movie talk or Detroit trailer town!?
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The commentator The 1 and only
posts on 12/28/2005 8:29:02 PM
of course, cause anyone who talks like that clearly has some issues
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The commentator Padawan Pipoo
posts on 12/5/2005 9:20:08 PM
From where you all got taht idea, that it is forbiden for Jedis to put their dicks into horny chicks.
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Noah
posts on 11/27/2005 4:59:02 PM
Who acts the worst on star wars? Why I think it's Natalie Portman.
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Noah
posts on 11/26/2005 11:58:50 PM
Who acts the worst on Starwars? I think it's Natalie Portman.
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The respected commentator Anonymous
posts on 10/31/2005 2:21:55 PM
This post is disgusting and should be closed down for good.Who ever came up with it needs examining by a shrink and locking up in a vvery padded cell
ITS an INSULT to true star wars fans
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The respected commentator Anonymous
posts on 9/30/2005 2:56:43 PM
thats why padme is scared to give birth to kids she probly knew hehehehe
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The commentator regnob
posts on 6/14/2005 1:27:55 PM
you people have some sick minds you sick fukcs
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mohio_brother@hotmail.com
posts on 6/14/2005 9:49:50 AM
Yes Yoda is a child molester, you don't have to see star wars to know why Anakin is so disturbed.
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The commentator David
posts on 6/9/2005 1:27:12 PM
A padawan can't have a girlfriend a Jedi Knight can't have a girlfriend, but a Jedi Master is under his or her own discipline, they can make their own choices but the Jedi council has its own rules as well. This is according to a kids book my son has on the Revenge of the Sith. Anikin was so impatient to become a master because if he became a master he would be allowed to marry and have Children.
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The Schwartz
posts on 6/8/2005 10:03:31 PM
I have nothing but love for my boy Yoda, but if he was going to get some booty, at least later on in life, he would probably have to be into kids. Or maybe midgets. I mean, did you see the size of his shack on Degobah? Like doing it in the back seat of a car...
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Sith Bane
posts on 6/1/2005 9:40:39 AM
I agree with Orc2005 about the Jedi reproduction thing. How do other Jedi/Sith get made if the ability is inherited?
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Christopher
posts on 5/23/2005 10:41:52 AM
Does Han Sola want to have sex with Princess Leia in bed?
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don
posts on 5/23/2005 1:05:28 AM
at the end of 6 who kills palpatine, darth vadar becuase "there is still good in him"he full fills his destiny....
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JP
posts on 5/4/2005 8:22:05 PM
Why in E2 didn't it show us when Padme and Anikin f*cked to make Luke
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Jesse Metzger
posts on 4/29/2005 12:14:34 PM
Yoda is a Jedi Master, the best there ever was. No doubt. If you don't realize, having loving relationships didn't work to well for Anikan. The Jedi Code says, there is no emotion, there is serenity. Having a relation with someone besides being a Jedi is just a unnecessary distraction.
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The commentator BastianG
posts on 4/24/2005 2:58:01 PM
I have to say only one thing he is not Michael Jackson.Yoda has never taken a little kid to bed.Even after getting trouble continuously with the law.
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