Howard Stern

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Black poodle hair Description: Radio personality obsessed with nudity and lesbians. He admits to having plastic surgery--but not for his nose! Income: None Ranking: This servant has been traded 98 times This indenture is not considered valuable. Most recent punishment: genix had Odo Shapeshifting Girlfriend give Howard Stern a good spanking! Bid on Howard Stern - Click on a link below to play the game! Compete for Howard Stern - Seduce Howard Stern - - Rumble! 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(click here) STATISTICS Richest players: Credits Largest employers # of Indentures Curtains 2147478494 Curtains (Click for bio) 124 onyx 2147474850 ArcAngel (Click for bio) 73 guitarman 2055941250 danvh (Click for bio) 18 redbtm4u 1308199728 guitarman (Click for bio) 16 BilltheMan 1251777111 lycan (Click for bio) 5 bille 1211395569 Dave Corson (Click for bio) 1 (New Rule: Retarded players get 10% fewer credits with each acquisition) Most recent acquisitions Slave Vending Date Master/Mistress 1) Enigma the Butt Pirate 9/9/2010 7:09:10 AM Curtains 2) Diana 9/9/2010 7:08:12 AM Curtains 3) Britneys Spheres (Britney Spears) 9/9/2010 7:07:20 AM Curtains 4) Jodie Foster 9/9/2010 7:06:13 AM Curtains 5) Paige Matthews Halliwell 9/9/2010 7:04:57 AM guitarman 6) Heather Graham 9/9/2010 7:04:56 AM guitarman 7) Doctor Beverly Crusher 9/9/2010 7:04:55 AM guitarman 8) Shannon Elizabeth 9/9/2010 7:04:54 AM guitarman 9) Piper Halliwell (Holly Marie Combs) 9/9/2010 7:04:51 AM guitarman 10) Prue Halliwell (Shannen Doherty) 9/9/2010 7:04:50 AM guitarman Curtains says: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo!!!" me2 launched a raid against guitarmans estate and stole many indentures! powerray32 had Banana Torres (Belanna) give Chiana (Pip) a good spanking! Curtains infected Paige Matthews Halliwell with Amidala Syphillis, and gave Paige Matthews Halliwell to the guitarman household, infecting Heather Graham, Prue Halliwell (Shannen Doherty), and Shannon Elizabeth with Amidala Syphillis, costing guitarman 20000 credits to delouse said servants. Enigma the Butt Pirate is hotly desired at the moment, is currently "While Tom Wolfe mastered the technique of being a fly on the wall, Hunter Thompson mastered the art of being a fly in the ointment." and on occasion is disciplined by Games by Steve! Remake a classic film game Make your own movie game Trivia Masters! Talk to your favorite celebrities! Eating New Yorkers The politics game! The lawyer game! and don't forget... Steve's Flash Videos! Steve's 17 Free Scifi Novels Click here for free advice on happiness, love, and life coaching! Click here for message board mini-archives Aridor slave rescue chat! On 9/9/2010 7:44:52 AM, Curtains says, "Oh, no, I was away from the game reading a blog. Anyway, I'm about as useless to society as one can possibly be." On 9/9/2010 7:40:46 AM, ArcAngel says, "Too personal. Alright then, I'm off. Congrats again. Ta." On 9/9/2010 7:37:12 AM, ArcAngel says, "No work or school? You seem much too bright to be a chav. " On 9/9/2010 7:32:33 AM, ArcAngel says, "What are you up to, Joshua? Global Thermonuclear War? It's midday here, lunchtime. I hope to see you online again." On 9/9/2010 7:31:12 AM, Curtains says, "Fortunately, there's just enough room in my crypt for a laptop desk." On 9/9/2010 7:25:09 AM, ArcAngel says, "LOL. Good. Aren't you supposed to be in your coffin by now. Sunrise in ten minutes." On 9/9/2010 7:23:11 AM, Curtains says, "I guess I'll have to hang around a bit longer. At least until I see Ed Wood." On 9/9/2010 7:21:08 AM, ArcAngel says, "Your choice, of course. But I will miss you if you choose the latter. Now look at the mess you've gotten us into!" On 9/9/2010 7:17:55 AM, Curtains says, "There's not much to use it on. I guess I could blow it all on biobombs, but I don't think I hate anyone enough for that. I'll probably either buy a mansion, or just retire on top." On 9/9/2010 7:16:04 AM, ArcAngel says, "LOL. Andy always claims that he is not in it for the credits, but his one good point is, what else can you use it for?" %>